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Illegal Gaylians Meet In Frisco To Form Vast Hermaphrodite, Enjoy Social Services, Feel Green, Blame Bush

Posted on | August 4, 2010 | 33 Comments

by Smitty

I, for one, am thankful that our Progressive Overlords, for example, Judge Walker, and Judge Bolton know what’s best for us.

If only their wisdom had prevailed in 1776. We could have kept the pound, the King, and now be enjoying rugby and cricket.

These silly Conservatives need to refrain from restraining the Progressive Golden Age right now!

Category: Farce, Progressivism

Comments

33 Responses to “Illegal Gaylians Meet In Frisco To Form Vast Hermaphrodite, Enjoy Social Services, Feel Green, Blame Bush”

  1. Ben (The Tiger)
    August 4th, 2010 @ 10:57 pm

    Well, had 1776 gone the other way, it’d be a pretty awesome world empire/trans-Atlantic state still…

    Just sayin’.

    But yeah. Constitutional amendments are now unconstitutional. Who knew?

  2. Ben (The Tiger)
    August 4th, 2010 @ 6:57 pm

    Well, had 1776 gone the other way, it’d be a pretty awesome world empire/trans-Atlantic state still…

    Just sayin’.

    But yeah. Constitutional amendments are now unconstitutional. Who knew?

  3. Live Free Or Die
    August 4th, 2010 @ 11:13 pm

    The Golden Age of Progressivism is going over like a Lead Balloon.

  4. Live Free Or Die
    August 4th, 2010 @ 7:13 pm

    The Golden Age of Progressivism is going over like a Lead Balloon.

  5. Adobe Walls
    August 4th, 2010 @ 11:33 pm

    Sooner or later a constitutional convention will be in order.

  6. Adobe Walls
    August 4th, 2010 @ 7:33 pm

    Sooner or later a constitutional convention will be in order.

  7. Joe
    August 4th, 2010 @ 11:39 pm

    There is a bigger issue than gay marriage here (which BTW I would vote for), it is called rule of law and seperation of powers. This judge is absolutely wrong. This is not his call.

  8. Joe
    August 4th, 2010 @ 7:39 pm

    There is a bigger issue than gay marriage here (which BTW I would vote for), it is called rule of law and seperation of powers. This judge is absolutely wrong. This is not his call.

  9. Bob Belvedere
    August 5th, 2010 @ 12:06 am

    Adobe: Yes, but not until AFTER we get rid of the Leftist tyrants and Rightward Squishes in all offices, at all levels.

  10. Bob Belvedere
    August 4th, 2010 @ 8:06 pm

    Adobe: Yes, but not until AFTER we get rid of the Leftist tyrants and Rightward Squishes in all offices, at all levels.

  11. cbullitt
    August 5th, 2010 @ 12:37 am

    Smitty, that is the greatest post title I’ve seen since…well…since this one…

    http://cbullitt.wordpress.com/2010/07/30/on-sweater-puppy-interferometry-nookie-nebulae-and-the-silence-of-the-solar-snooch-a-treatise-in-b/

  12. cbullitt
    August 4th, 2010 @ 8:37 pm

    Smitty, that is the greatest post title I’ve seen since…well…since this one…

    http://cbullitt.wordpress.com/2010/07/30/on-sweater-puppy-interferometry-nookie-nebulae-and-the-silence-of-the-solar-snooch-a-treatise-in-b/

  13. Kojocaro
    August 5th, 2010 @ 3:10 am

    B-but prop 8 discriminated against gays but yet the same people who support this ruling support affirmative action what hypocrites

  14. Kojocaro
    August 4th, 2010 @ 11:10 pm

    B-but prop 8 discriminated against gays but yet the same people who support this ruling support affirmative action what hypocrites

  15. Kojocaro
    August 5th, 2010 @ 3:12 am

    and btw he was appointed by reagan the right wing homophobe

  16. Kojocaro
    August 4th, 2010 @ 11:12 pm

    and btw he was appointed by reagan the right wing homophobe

  17. Kojocaro
    August 5th, 2010 @ 3:16 am

    so will the left join the right in embracing reagan?

  18. Kojocaro
    August 4th, 2010 @ 11:16 pm

    so will the left join the right in embracing reagan?

  19. Estragon
    August 5th, 2010 @ 9:16 am

    Walker was originally nominated by Reagan, but not confirmed. GHWB reappointed him and he was confirmed by unanimous consent in the Senate.

    He’s still 100% wrong, of course.

  20. Estragon
    August 5th, 2010 @ 5:16 am

    Walker was originally nominated by Reagan, but not confirmed. GHWB reappointed him and he was confirmed by unanimous consent in the Senate.

    He’s still 100% wrong, of course.

  21. Ben-David
    August 5th, 2010 @ 9:28 am

    Middle of the road conservatives – and many people of faith – thought they could finesse this issue without running the gauntlet of PC denunciation.

    Cowed by the fierceness of gay activists, they took the mealy-mouthed “some of my best friends are gay” route – tacitly accepting the gay activists’ lies (still no evidence folks are “born that way”) and allowing the media to ignore the debased baths-n-bars “culture” in most gay “communities”.

    But political correctness quickly twists any arm extended to it.

    And now these lies – the totally unreal picture of gay coupling and community that has been successfully hammered into the public’s heads – form the basis for this ruling.

    It is now almost impossible to present the real facts – the clear evidence of dysfunction in the gay baths-n-bars subculture, and the lack of any evidence for the “born that way” lie – without being branded a hateful nutcase.

    Conservatives did this to themselves: they let themselves be snookered by the gay activists’ “pity me” opening gambit – and cowed by the predictable “my way or the highway” followup.

  22. Ben-David
    August 5th, 2010 @ 5:28 am

    Middle of the road conservatives – and many people of faith – thought they could finesse this issue without running the gauntlet of PC denunciation.

    Cowed by the fierceness of gay activists, they took the mealy-mouthed “some of my best friends are gay” route – tacitly accepting the gay activists’ lies (still no evidence folks are “born that way”) and allowing the media to ignore the debased baths-n-bars “culture” in most gay “communities”.

    But political correctness quickly twists any arm extended to it.

    And now these lies – the totally unreal picture of gay coupling and community that has been successfully hammered into the public’s heads – form the basis for this ruling.

    It is now almost impossible to present the real facts – the clear evidence of dysfunction in the gay baths-n-bars subculture, and the lack of any evidence for the “born that way” lie – without being branded a hateful nutcase.

    Conservatives did this to themselves: they let themselves be snookered by the gay activists’ “pity me” opening gambit – and cowed by the predictable “my way or the highway” followup.

  23. Kojocaro
    August 5th, 2010 @ 12:12 pm

    so will the left stop bashing george bush’s daddy btw prop 8 discriminates but affirmative action does not

  24. Kojocaro
    August 5th, 2010 @ 8:12 am

    so will the left stop bashing george bush’s daddy btw prop 8 discriminates but affirmative action does not

  25. Kojocaro
    August 5th, 2010 @ 12:13 pm

    gotta love the logic of the left

  26. Kojocaro
    August 5th, 2010 @ 8:13 am

    gotta love the logic of the left

  27. Kojocaro
    August 5th, 2010 @ 12:23 pm

    ah estragon i was wrong no surpise there i might be smart but i sometimes mess up

  28. Kojocaro
    August 5th, 2010 @ 8:23 am

    ah estragon i was wrong no surpise there i might be smart but i sometimes mess up

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  32. Twisted_Colour
    August 10th, 2010 @ 1:10 am

    “and now be enjoying rugby and cricket.”

    Ha! Like hell. The rest of the world would be kicking your arses so hard that you’d have to invent your own sports… Oh, wait. You did.

    There’s nothing wrong with baseball, though. That other game you play, you know, the one where your mothers make you wear all the protective gear and stop every 12 second for a rest and an orange quarter, that a pretty pathetic game.

  33. Twisted_Colour
    August 9th, 2010 @ 9:10 pm

    “and now be enjoying rugby and cricket.”

    Ha! Like hell. The rest of the world would be kicking your arses so hard that you’d have to invent your own sports… Oh, wait. You did.

    There’s nothing wrong with baseball, though. That other game you play, you know, the one where your mothers make you wear all the protective gear and stop every 12 second for a rest and an orange quarter, that a pretty pathetic game.