Rule 5 Sunday

Posted on | August 15, 2010 | 29 Comments

by Smitty

A bumper crop of Rule 5 links, and some time for a pleasant write-up. Enjoy.

Dalhalla’s mom as Rule 5 from the Summer of ’65? You be the judge.
Serr8d attempts to pose a question, “Marilyn or Gaga?”, answers self in a way you’ll likely support.
iOwnTheWorld has some clips featuring hot chick remakes. Rule 5 Sunday would also like to discourage disparaging the First Lady. Riff on her antics and policy ideas all day long, but she’s an attractive lady and appearance cheap shots are mean. So cut that noise out. But the duckface post is cute.
Maggie’s Farm explores anti-beauty bias. Rule 5 cannot condone such. They also had a smut guide cleverly indexing their posts.
Insty was rather active this week:
- Patricia Neal is gone.
- Can a man be too ugly to date? First, peso-nality counts for much, particularly if your name is Spitzer. Second. . .no, I will NOT take a cheap shot at another blogger. No no no no no. No. 😉
- Michelle Muccio
Complex has a collection of Jerry Rice/Emmitt Smith moments of extreme badness.
Anorak asks an important Kylie Minogue question.
Washington Rebel rocks:
- Delia
- American Lion
- Insidious PC gas
- Quotes and hotties and so on.
- Quotes and quotas
- Cat herding
- Yoga is not all bad.
- Eric the Marauder Friday.
- The essay read round the world.
Dustbury:
- Focuses on a set of exquisite pins.
- The duty booty, a fine military position. I’ve sung the duty blues enough to turn BB King green, myself.
- Marissa Ribisi who is married to Beck. The other Beck:

At a sufficiently high level of abstraction, “Wino throwing frisbees at the sun. . .” is fungible with a Keynesian Economist, no?

GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD
- Ashlee and Hiz’B’Allah
- Desperate but not serious.
- The point of no return manages to be cute and silly at the same time.
- An Iranian first strike of Rule 5 proportions might not be so bad.
Smash Mouth Poltics highlights strippers protesting a church, which is kind of the same thing as a gay bar near a mosque, only different. He also gets something off his chess, I guess. Additionally, he raises an important question about politics and bikinis, or or two. Rooting for Blago might be going too far.
The Daley Gator:
- Alice Braga
- Rule 5 roundup
Cubachi features Vladmir Putin flying an aircraft. Clearly second only to Chuck Norris in raw masculinity, that guy.
Chicago Boyz linked “The Like”, with a cut about someone who is apparently not blogging at Chicago Boyz.
American Power
- Echos a ‘take this blog and shove it’ meme. DD does not say where, however.
- Hot librarians. We simply cannot work to hard to spark interest in reading.
- Adriana Sklenarikova mystery solved, before we knew of it.
- Britney Spears, Cosmo cover, DD post.
The Pegu Blog checks in with authority figures having ink and suds.
Left Coast Rebel finished off the Elyse Porterfield story from last week.
TrogloPundit throws out the idea of a pole-dancing school in addition the a BBQ rib join’t and Gutfeld’s Heaven and Halal for the Ground Zero Mosque. Setting aside momentarily the multi-dimensional tastelessness of all these ideas, there would be some serious economic stimulus involved.
Power Line, the pageant blog of record, catches up on Rima Fakih developments.
WyBlog reports on Senator John McCain’s judicial acumen on the topic of Snookie, similar to his chops on immigration and border security. Pray for AZ voters, and support Hayworth.
The Pirate’s Cove was struck by the boobonic plague. Whether or not the patient is interested in recovery is unknown.
Proof Positive delivers:
- Claudia Cardinale
Libertarian Republican features “Elinor Joseph of the Israeli Defense Force. Cpl Joseph, a combat medic, is the first female Arab to serve in the IDF. She is a Christian Arab.” A Christian Arab in the IDF has got to be some sort of trifecta. Go, lady.
American Digest recalls a manly day that may live again, once we offload enough Progressives.
The Last Tradition mocks Steven “JetBlue” Slater in a Rule 5 way.
Jumping in Pools remains an Olivia Munn devotee.
Odered Liberty brings in a student symphony for a culture break.
Eye of Polyphemus highlights Yvonne Craig.
The Classic Liberal brings in Elin Nordegren to discuss economic deflation, not Tiger’s golf performance.
Amusing Bunni has a fine Ann Margret post.
Yankee Phil reports that Bridget Bardot wants no film about her.
Paco Enterprises brings you June Christy singing “The Heart of San Antone”.
The Might Belvedere:
- Asked and Answered
- Rule 5 News
- Lynn Winchell
- Carney Freak Chic
- Money Bomb Delaware in support of Christine O.
St. Angilbert Press brings the daily cutie.

One Eyed Doll fix: “New Orleans”

(How is this lady not more famous?)

At any rate, that’s all for now. Keep the Rule 5 coming, and we’ll catch you later.

Jenn Sterger is hereby kicked South of the tear line of shame. Those with the stomach to post on this nitwit include:

Jenn Sterger

If she supports her allegations with facts, I’ll cheerfully amend my opinion that she’s engaged in Warholism.

Category: Rule 5

Comments

29 Responses to “Rule 5 Sunday”

Irish Cicero
August 15th, 2010 @ 1:59 pm

Nice!

Comprehensive.

Nice!
Irish Cicero
August 15th, 2010 @ 9:59 am

Nice!

Comprehensive.

Nice!
richard mcenroe
August 15th, 2010 @ 2:47 pm

AGAIN I miss?

http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/2010/08/beloved-cartoon-character-in-lust.html

http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/2010/08/rule-5-makling-juliana-moreira.html

http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/2010/08/rule-5-denise-milani_14.html

http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/2010/08/happy-feet-gwen-verdon-lola.html
richard mcenroe
August 15th, 2010 @ 10:47 am

AGAIN I miss?

http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/2010/08/beloved-cartoon-character-in-lust.html

http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/2010/08/rule-5-makling-juliana-moreira.html

http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/2010/08/rule-5-denise-milani_14.html

http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/2010/08/happy-feet-gwen-verdon-lola.html
Dell
August 15th, 2010 @ 3:44 pm

We gived you luvs..

http://www.uncoverage.net/2010/08/gallup-americans-dont-trust-the-mainstream-media/
Dell
August 15th, 2010 @ 11:44 am

We gived you luvs..

http://www.uncoverage.net/2010/08/gallup-americans-dont-trust-the-mainstream-media/
Bunni
August 15th, 2010 @ 5:31 pm

Hi Smitty!
Thanks for including me in this great round-up.
There is enough loveliness here to keep everyone occupied for the whole Sunday! Have a fun one.
Bunni
August 15th, 2010 @ 1:31 pm

Hi Smitty!
Thanks for including me in this great round-up.
There is enough loveliness here to keep everyone occupied for the whole Sunday! Have a fun one.
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andycanuck
August 15th, 2010 @ 8:53 pm

Re. hating Michelle because she’s beautiful… one of these things is not like the others; one of these things does not belong:
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=32417

[Via an Ace commenter last night. Sorry, I’ve forgotten who.]
andycanuck
August 15th, 2010 @ 4:53 pm

Re. hating Michelle because she’s beautiful… one of these things is not like the others; one of these things does not belong:
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=32417

[Via an Ace commenter last night. Sorry, I’ve forgotten who.]
smitty
August 15th, 2010 @ 9:01 pm

@andycanuck,
People can think what they want; I’m coming out against all the pointless ad mommanem attacks.
smitty
August 15th, 2010 @ 5:01 pm

@andycanuck,
People can think what they want; I’m coming out against all the pointless ad mommanem attacks.
andycanuck
August 15th, 2010 @ 9:25 pm

Except we wouldn’t care what Michelle looks like if the MFM wasn’t clearly lying that she’s one of the most beautiful women in the world as an exercise in propaganda. Thus the well-deserved pushback.
andycanuck
August 15th, 2010 @ 5:25 pm

Except we wouldn’t care what Michelle looks like if the MFM wasn’t clearly lying that she’s one of the most beautiful women in the world as an exercise in propaganda. Thus the well-deserved pushback.
Bob Belvedere
August 15th, 2010 @ 9:52 pm

Smitty: Forgetting who and what she is, Lady Michbeth is not attrative – she’s rather plain in the face and her body is rather blah. Her fashion choices as First Lady have been bloody awful.

I agree, however, that we should not attack her for her looks, but for the very unattractive and awful views she holds.
Bob Belvedere
August 15th, 2010 @ 5:52 pm

Smitty: Forgetting who and what she is, Lady Michbeth is not attrative – she’s rather plain in the face and her body is rather blah. Her fashion choices as First Lady have been bloody awful.

I agree, however, that we should not attack her for her looks, but for the very unattractive and awful views she holds.
Bob Belvedere
August 15th, 2010 @ 9:53 pm

Damn…forgot to thank you, Smitty, for the linkage.
Bob Belvedere
August 15th, 2010 @ 5:53 pm

Damn…forgot to thank you, Smitty, for the linkage.
Bob Belvedere
August 15th, 2010 @ 9:54 pm

Smitty wrote: If she supports her allegations with facts, I’ll cheerfully amend my opinion that she’s engaged in Warholism

I believe it should be spelled ‘Warwhoreism’.
Bob Belvedere
August 15th, 2010 @ 5:54 pm

Smitty wrote: If she supports her allegations with facts, I’ll cheerfully amend my opinion that she’s engaged in Warholism

I believe it should be spelled ‘Warwhoreism’.
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smitty
August 15th, 2010 @ 10:56 pm

@Bob,
Yeah, but ‘Warwhoreism’ sounds equivalent to ‘camp follower’.
smitty
August 15th, 2010 @ 6:56 pm

@Bob,
Yeah, but ‘Warwhoreism’ sounds equivalent to ‘camp follower’.
Bob Belvedere
August 15th, 2010 @ 11:38 pm

Smitty: I certainly didn’t mean it that way. I have a soft spot in my heart for camp followers. I even wrote and recorded a song about one named Salome.

How about: Warholwhoreism [def: getting you 15 minutes of fame by being a whore in several senses]?
Bob Belvedere
August 15th, 2010 @ 7:38 pm

Smitty: I certainly didn’t mean it that way. I have a soft spot in my heart for camp followers. I even wrote and recorded a song about one named Salome.

How about: Warholwhoreism [def: getting you 15 minutes of fame by being a whore in several senses]?
bigfurhat
August 16th, 2010 @ 12:33 am

Andy spoke for me already, but I never shut up!

Michelle still gets the full leprechaun because while the Obots, with eyes glazed over, painting murals to their glorious leader, realized they had to get Michelle involved in the breathless adulation, they anointed her the most beautiful first lady ever. Way over the top. They went too far.
This opened the door to commenting on her looks because the MSM, in effect, said every other first lady before her wasn’t as good looking. It’s not only shallow, it’s insulting. It’s delusional. It’s untrue.
My role is to put her into proper perspective. In order to achieve proper proportion and combat the other side’s agitprop you need to create some of your own.
I’m proud of each and every disparaging piece I ever did on Michelle. She may be a wonderful lady (pfffft) but I do believe proper agitprop takes votes away.
It doesn’t sway thinking voters, but it definitely takes some of the allure and excitement away from the Obamas that otherwise would induce faddish people into voting for them.
It’s important to keep them home.
bigfurhat
August 16th, 2010 @ 4:33 am

Andy spoke for me already, but I never shut up!

Michelle still gets the full leprechaun because while the Obots, with eyes glazed over, painting murals to their glorious leader, realized they had to get Michelle involved in the breathless adulation, they anointed her the most beautiful first lady ever. Way over the top. They went too far.
This opened the door to commenting on her looks because the MSM, in effect, said every other first lady before her wasn’t as good looking. It’s not only shallow, it’s insulting. It’s delusional. It’s untrue.
My role is to put her into proper perspective. In order to achieve proper proportion and combat the other side’s agitprop you need to create some of your own.
I’m proud of each and every disparaging piece I ever did on Michelle. She may be a wonderful lady (pfffft) but I do believe proper agitprop takes votes away.
It doesn’t sway thinking voters, but it definitely takes some of the allure and excitement away from the Obamas that otherwise would induce faddish people into voting for them.
It’s important to keep them home.
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