The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

If She Were a Sioux Indian . . .

Posted on | December 21, 2010 | 17 Comments

. . . Victoria’s Secret model Jessica Hart’s tribal name would be “Speaks Truth to Losers“:

Jessica has some hard truths to deliver for all you regular Joe’s out there in the event you spot her or another model at a bar and want to make a move.
“Don’t,” she warns. “If you see me, or another model, in a bar wait until you are spoken too before you speak. If we are interested in you we will make the first move.”

So you can probably scratch “score with a Victoria’s Secret model” from your to-do list, guys.

Category: Celebrities, Rule 5

Comments

Comments are closed.