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AttackWatch: HR2911 Thugs The Title ‘American Jobs Act’

Posted on | September 15, 2011 | 9 Comments

by Smitty

Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert, in a nearly IowaHawkean bout of tee-hee-hee,

President Obama repeatedly asked members of Congress to pass the American Jobs Act last week. But when no Democrat filed Obama’s bill after he presented it to Congress, a conservative congressman swiped the name for his own legislation.

See, if you were to have somebody submit the legislation first, things like this may not happen. Alternative titles for the President’s legislation:

  1. The Steamer, Formerly Known As The American Jobs Act
  2. S^*t My Union Owner Says
  3. @AttackWatch Bait

In related Texan news,
Whoops! Looks like I was scooped by The Lonely Conservative.

Oh, and the AttackWatch dead pool? It’s a late Friday afternoon data dump on the way to the bar.

Update: linked at Daily Pundit.

Update II: Surber-lanche!

Comments

9 Responses to “AttackWatch: HR2911 Thugs The Title ‘American Jobs Act’”

  1. Matt Lewis
    September 15th, 2011 @ 11:43 am

    Americans Repeatedly Ripped off According to Justified Republicans

    A.K.A. ARRA JR

  2. Aine
    September 15th, 2011 @ 12:53 pm

    My vote goes to #2, S^*t My Union Owner Says. Something tells me, though, it won’t be nearly as amusing as @S^*tMyDadSays…

  3. TC_LeatherPenguin
    September 15th, 2011 @ 1:00 pm

    Now that is just goddamn funny!

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    September 15th, 2011 @ 9:34 am

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    September 15th, 2011 @ 10:05 am

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  6. Anonymous
    September 15th, 2011 @ 2:39 pm

    On the way to the bar golf course.

    FTFY.

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  8. McGehee
    September 15th, 2011 @ 3:15 pm

    I’ll bet Shatner could play that role, though, if he reaches back and brings some of the Evil Kirk mojo he played in “The Enemy Within.”

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