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The World’s Youngest Blogger Now Has More Teeth Than Barack’s Foreign Policy

Posted on | February 29, 2012 | 10 Comments

by Smitty

The dark bit to the left of the image is his first incisor. Which explains his Obama-esque attitude these last few days.

Comments

  • Nicedeb

     I never found teething gels to be very effective, but you might try acetaminophen. And chilled teething rings. Good luck – the first tooth is the hardest one, I think.

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    My mother used to dab her finger in either vodka or champagne.

  • SDN

    This explains much….

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    Oh, indeed, it do.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/EU5DQWQTTHTPO4A4ZYSL3AAV2U Adjoran

     I still do.  It works even when your teeth aren’t sore.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/EU5DQWQTTHTPO4A4ZYSL3AAV2U Adjoran

    One trick I learned with my granddaughter (who I raised for most of her first two years as her mother was Airborne) is Slim Jims.  The jerky-sausage snacks have some spices built in that sooth the gums, while they are tough and chewy enough to teeth on. 

    Don’t cut them small, that could get swallowed, but the baby gums won’t bite through, they just chew it into a nearly flat piece of meat.  Then you cut off the end and let ’em go again when needed.

    You do NOT need to buy the “spicy” flavor, either – even the mild ones have enough spices to sooth teething.  I guess it’s the capsicin.

    Never doubt the old country people’s home remedies!

  • Tax1234

    Wow, never heard of that one.  Cool!

  • Tax1234

    Guess I was lucky.  My kid didn’t fuss when teething; she just drooled like a St. Bernard.

  • K-Bob

    Teething, eh? As the SCOAMFOTUS would say,

    “At some point, you’ve had enough sleep. “

  • The Wondering Jew

    Best. Headline. Ever.