Posted on | April 8, 2012 | 7 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
Short notice this week for a Rule 5 roundup that’s actually on time this week, but the usual suspects are serving up the linkalicious lovelies, so who am I to slack off?
Fishersville Mike informs us that not only do the Miami Marlins have a new stadium, they also have a new dance line. Laughing Conservative escalates the boob war (his words not mine) with Keeley Hazell (NSFW) while Reaganite Resistance maintains decorum with Miss Portugal 2011, Laura Goncalves. Eye of Polyphemus this week goes with Jennifer Love Hewitt, while Jake Finnegan’s Burkalicious Babes this week come from People Of Walmart. I dunno, Jake, with some of those gals a burka might be an improvement, if only esthetically. Back in the burka-less present time, Jerseynut is hot for teacher – Cameron Diaz as Bad Teacher, that is. Maggie’s Notebook has Beyonce, and Three Beers later serves up a musical extravaganza of hot rockin’ ladies.
Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Katherine Jenkins; his vintage Babe is Barbara Shelley, and Sex in Advertising this week is all about Victoria’s Secret. At The Camp of the Saints, it’s Amiee Rickards, the Rule 5 News, and Kelly Carlson.
Soylent Green’s Monday Motivationer is all about the kismet, and Tuesday’s Titillation is all about Famke. Humpday Hawtness is brought to you by Jessica Lorin, while on opening day, the count is two balls on Johnson. There follows some palate cleansing with Julia B, while on Saturday there’s a recommendation for Tiger’s new caddy. Also, winning the Easter egg hunt!
A View From The Beach offers transforming Jennifers, science discovering beer goggles, hot peppers for heart health, something about a cutie who makes a rainbow & kills a leprechaun, the question of whether women are predisposed to be liberal, and a Frank Cho rendition of a cavegirl offing a velociraptor.
Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Deadline for next Sunday’s Rule 5 roundup will be Saturday, April 14; please make sure your links go to
Rule 5 Wombat and not to the link at the top of the page.