The Other McCain

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What I Needed Today …

Posted on | April 18, 2012 | 16 Comments

. . . was a plausible excuse to run a picture of smokin’ hot Israeli supermodel Bar Rafaeli taking off her bikini top.

Thank you, creepy lesbian airport security guard!

Bar Refaeli . . . claims she was violated by a security officer at an airport.
The Israel supermodel tweeted about the ordeal to her fans, explaining that a female officer went a little too far with a routine patdown.
The brunette beauty told her followers that the incident left her contemplating the woman’s ‘sexual preferences’.
‘I got a security “patdown” by a woman at the airport that made me feel very uncomfortable and left no doubt about her sexual preferences,’ she wrote on the social networking site.

You know that security guard was high-fiving her colleagues afterwards: “Hey, I just groped a famous international supermodel!”

That’s just so WRONG, but at least it provided me with a plausible excuse to post that picture, which I really needed today.

Category: Celebrities, Rule 5

Comments

16 Responses to “What I Needed Today …”

  1. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    April 18th, 2012 @ 6:50 pm

    Oh my.  

  2. robertstacymccain
    April 18th, 2012 @ 6:54 pm

    In related news, the TSA has recently seen an unexplained upsurge in job applications …

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  4. TWB
    April 18th, 2012 @ 8:11 pm

    I think you mean, Oh my, my, my.

  5. Wombat_socho
    April 18th, 2012 @ 8:41 pm

    Good things come to those who wait, you say? 🙂

  6. willpeir
    April 18th, 2012 @ 9:45 pm

    At least now we know she was holding.
    ..bad dum tish. 

  7. Dianna Deeley
    April 18th, 2012 @ 9:51 pm

     I’m a little taken aback that even TSA would be quite that brazen!

    *Valiantly ignoring the picture.*

  8. Dianna Deeley
    April 18th, 2012 @ 9:54 pm

    OK, I failed to valiantly ignore the picture, and now feel much better, as her upper thigh heading into her buttocks has been airbrushed. 

  9. Adobe_Walls
    April 18th, 2012 @ 10:47 pm

    Is that done by hand?

  10. JeffS
    April 19th, 2012 @ 12:28 am

    Possibly related, Stacy: 

    Robot prostitutes ‘the future of sex tourism’

    Or not.

  11. JeffS
    April 19th, 2012 @ 12:29 am

     I’m sorry, what did you say?

  12. Garym
    April 19th, 2012 @ 1:07 am

    I’ll be in my bunk!

  13. robertstacymccain
    April 19th, 2012 @ 5:45 am

    her upper thigh heading into her buttocks has been airbrushed.

    You must have stared at that picture a long time. Perhaps too long. Errr … NTTAWWT.

  14. Bob Belvedere
    April 19th, 2012 @ 7:44 am

    A little while back, Mr. McCain, you slammed me for featuring in one of my Rule 5 postings a Canadian actress who was allied with Communists up North.  What say you to this fact from the life of Mzzz. Rafaeli [from Wikipedia][emphasis mine]:

    In 2007, it was reported that Refaeli had married a family acquaintance and divorced him soon after to avoid military service in the Israel Defense Forces, which is generally mandatory for both men and women over the age of 18. The Israeli Forum for the Promotion of Equal Share in the Burden threatened to boycott the fashion chain Fox
    if they hired Refaeli, but the two sides reached a compromise in which Refaeli agreed to visit injured IDF soldiers on visits to Israel and encourage enlistment in the army. Refaeli later stated, “I don’t regret not enlisting, because it paid off big time. That’s just the way it is, celebrities have other needs. I hope my case has influenced the army.”…

    It would seem you no longer have the desire to be elected the First Gentile President Of Israel!  And some of us, who ‘mindlessly regurgitate’ anything you say, have sinecures hanging in the balance.

    Why do you hate the Jews?!?

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