‘Arab Spring’ Anniversary: Egypt Legalizes Sex With Dead Wives, Marriage at 14

Posted on | April 26, 2012 | 32 Comments

Such legislation might have been predicted once the Islamic Brotherhood took charge:

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives — for up to six hours after their death.
The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women’s rights of getting education and employment.

So if you’re an Egyptian guy and your 14-year-old wife turns you down for sex, just kill her and get “one for the road,” eh?

Via Memeorandum with commentary by Gateway Pundit, The Jawa Report, Weasel Zippers, Atlas Shrugs and Clayton Cramer.

UPDATE: Mark Steyn at the Corner:

Gotta hand it to the Muslim Brotherhood. Hard to come up with a more apt image of the Arab Spring than an aroused Islamist rogering a corpse.

Category: Egypt, Islam

Comments

32 Responses to “‘Arab Spring’ Anniversary: Egypt Legalizes Sex With Dead Wives, Marriage at 14”

ThomasD
April 26th, 2012 @ 2:35 pm

… minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women’s rights of getting education and employment.

Oh please, it is obvious to any good progressive that what the Egyptians are really trying to do is placate the American right…

Bible thumping, Koran thumping, tomaytoe, tomahtoe, what’s the difference?
richard mcenroe
April 26th, 2012 @ 3:02 pm

Never really thought of fly strips as a marital aid before…
Ed Gein
April 26th, 2012 @ 3:27 pm

How about if you turn her into a lamp shade?

Because if so, I might consider converting…
Rob Johnson
April 26th, 2012 @ 3:42 pm

Wow. I just have to comment. As I type this, there is an ad for Muslima.com in the sidebar. Unreal!
Zilla of the Resistance
April 26th, 2012 @ 3:54 pm

So many of us tried to warn them, but that just made us “islamophobebigotraaaaaacists”.
Just remember that this was Obama’s doing and that he very same Muslim Brotherhood that has brought sharia insanity is well entrenched HERE, even on the RIGHT (why don’t you CPAC going bloggers go read up on Suhail Khan and Grover Norquist some time?).
Evi L. Bloggerlady
April 26th, 2012 @ 4:17 pm

Ed…that would be a special award wouldn’t it?

Meh. This leave me rather cold.

And yes Wombat I linked to you guys.
The Political Hat
April 26th, 2012 @ 5:22 pm

Interestingly enough, California doesn’t have a statutory minimum for marriage. A few more months and the Muslim Brotherhood will make Egypt as bas as California…
The Political Hat
April 26th, 2012 @ 5:23 pm

A little mood music for the Egyptian widower?
Pathfinder's wife
April 26th, 2012 @ 5:43 pm

Ew.
ThePaganTemple
April 26th, 2012 @ 5:53 pm

Why did the Muslim man have sex with his dead wife? Hey, at least she didn’t have a headache.

Why did the Muslim wife commit suicide? She was tired of being neglected.

What can you say to make a Muslim husband jealous? She looks so natural.

Why was the Muslim man so turned on by having sex with his dead wife? It was the first time he’d ever seen her undressed.

The jokester Muslim teens decided to play a joke on their father by hiding a walkie talkie under the head of their dead mother. They hid in the closet and waited until, sure enough, father entered to have sex with his wife’s corpse. Before he mounted her, one of the teens groaned in a voice of passionate ecstasy.

“You-can communicate with me?” the stunned man asked.

“Yes, I want you, my husband”, came the reply.

So he cut her head off.
Adobe_Walls
April 26th, 2012 @ 6:33 pm

Well done sir.
Shawn Gillogly
April 26th, 2012 @ 7:09 pm

Another victory for “smart diplomacy” and the Obama doctrine of overthrowing our friends and kowtowing to those that want to kill us.
Bob Belvedere
April 26th, 2012 @ 7:17 pm

And you can read all about Norquist and why he should be shunned over at my joint [contains plenty of informative links]:
http://thecampofthesaints.org/category/grover-norquist/
Bob Belvedere
April 26th, 2012 @ 7:19 pm

The Pagan Temple will be playing here through Sunday, folks. Come back…and try the veal – it’s the best in the city.
Zilla of the Resistance
April 26th, 2012 @ 7:51 pm

I covered it at my place too, repeatedly. Here is ONE of them:
http://marezilla.com/2011/10/grover-norquists-islamic-supremacist-chickens-come-home-to-roost/
Adjoran
April 26th, 2012 @ 7:52 pm

Too many conservatives are too busy lining up to kiss Norquist’s hind quarters to pay any attention to his record.
Adjoran
April 26th, 2012 @ 7:54 pm

And don’t forget to tip your bartender and behead your waitress!
richard mcenroe
April 26th, 2012 @ 8:20 pm

That “Death is only the beginning” line in The Mummy just got a LOT creepier….
M. Thompson
April 26th, 2012 @ 8:28 pm

Ah, so it sounds like they’re going for the Bath and Wells vote then.
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April 26th, 2012 @ 10:32 pm

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Charles Johnson
April 27th, 2012 @ 3:06 am

I might actuality be able to get laid now. I could screw my integrity…it is long dead.
Kyle Kiernan
April 27th, 2012 @ 7:13 am

Why is so much of that hellspawn system centered around banging? Virgins in Paradise for martyrs, temporary wives, necro-sex, rules for slave rape, rules for captives rape, mandates for wives to give it up on command (tilth or beat), and my personal favorite: why do they get 4 wives? one per week of the month so somebody is always available instead on their period.
I want my religion to point my thinking above the material world not grind it into the barnyard.
Bob Belvedere
April 27th, 2012 @ 7:31 am

It’s the Pagan Way!
Bob Belvedere
April 27th, 2012 @ 7:51 am

Oh…the Mohammedins love a barnyard – many, many opportunities there for getting your Muslim rocks off there…and then you can eat ’em afterwards [Cycle Of Life, and all that, don’t ya know].
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April 27th, 2012 @ 9:23 am

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ThePaganTemple
April 27th, 2012 @ 10:29 am

Thanks. I sat here and made all that up in about five minutes lol
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April 27th, 2012 @ 12:16 pm

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AngelaTC
April 27th, 2012 @ 12:28 pm

It’s a hoax, but that only means the neocons will continue to cite it forever.
http://www.samefacts.com/2012/04/wayward-press/death-before-dishonor-dept-the-egyptian-post-mortem-sex-law-hoax/
RedStateEclectic
April 27th, 2012 @ 1:01 pm

New Egyptian Necrophilia Law? It’s A Hoax…

Unless this is the only site you read, you were probably inundated (and hopefully repulsed) yesterday with the news that the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood was on the verge of legalizing necrophilia for up to six hours after the death of a wife. Turns out…
ThePaganTemple
April 27th, 2012 @ 1:30 pm

Or your website, which is a rotting corpse of its former self.
Evilbloggerlady
April 27th, 2012 @ 1:56 pm

With their sexual tastes, I see Islamists as natural Democrats!

But thanks Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood for completely ruining this song for me…
ThePaganTemple
April 27th, 2012 @ 5:14 pm

Just another leftist piece of shit shill, good luck getting him to approve your comments if you don’t agree with him, he’s approved eleven since I tried to post mine, which is still nowhere to be seen.

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts.”

Oh, how original.