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The ‘Million Ugly Women’ March

Posted on | April 30, 2012 | 77 Comments

OK, I’m lying. There weren’t really a million of them:

On Saturday, a coalition of women’s rights, feminist, labor, progressive and pro-choice groups organized marches in over 50 cities nationwide to protest in favor of President Obama’s health care agenda and against any restriction on abortion rights.
Photojournalist Ringo of Ringo’s Pictures attended the Los Angeles rally . . .

A couple of the more gruesome samples:

These ladies, representing the Party of Socialism and Liberation, seem to believe that their right to abortion is being threatened. Of course, this “right” is merely hypothetical so far as these women are concerned. There isn’t enough Viagra and Cialis on the planet to enable any man to do the deed necessary to impregnate such hideous creatures.

Really? I mean, really? Here’s a hint, sugar: If your political philosophy can be boiled down to “make me a sandwich,” you’re probably not going to be able to parlay that into a governing majority.

Also, you obviously don’t need any more sandwiches.

Comments

77 Responses to “The ‘Million Ugly Women’ March”

  1. vermontaigne
    April 30th, 2012 @ 1:28 pm

    I’d make her a sandwich, all right. If I were a wizard.

  2. Lisa Graas
    April 30th, 2012 @ 1:31 pm

    Wanna take a wild guess why they don’t like men?

  3. rosalie
    April 30th, 2012 @ 1:34 pm

    And they all voted for O, that’s for sure. 

  4. ThePaganTemple
    April 30th, 2012 @ 1:38 pm

     I sure as hell wouldn’t eat it.

  5. ThePaganTemple
    April 30th, 2012 @ 1:40 pm

    There ought to be a law against so much fat and ugly at one time in one public place. Not to mention stupid. What makes these cows think they have a right to free abortion, let alone that anybody else should have to be forced to pay for it?

  6. ThePaganTemple
    April 30th, 2012 @ 1:42 pm

    I demand free milkshakes.

  7. Adjoran
    April 30th, 2012 @ 1:43 pm

    Laugh all you want, but I’m moving aside to let those wymyn pass by.

    But – OMG! – check out the eyebrows on the sandwich chick Person of the Female Persuasion.  Is that – could it be? – Oliver Hardy’s granddaughter?  The eyebrows could be sculpted in tribute to the great comedian’s mustache, and  the resemblance in body type is obvious.

  8. scarymatt
    April 30th, 2012 @ 1:48 pm

    sudo make me a sandwich

  9. Brian
    April 30th, 2012 @ 1:54 pm

    Here is the difference.

    When you make a man a sandwich he is gratefull and happy and he says thank you.  Then he eats it and is full.

    If you made her a sandwich she would tell you 14 ways that you did it wrong.  She would not eat it.  She would insist that you take her out (either someplace expensive or to an all you can eat buffet, depending on the time of month).  Regardless of what happens you would not be getting any that night.  And you would be happy.

  10. robertstacymccain
    April 30th, 2012 @ 2:00 pm

    I think we’ve found the poster girl for our fourth annual National Offend a Feminist Week.

  11. umb103
    April 30th, 2012 @ 2:01 pm

    Why are they worried about abortions? Chicks that ugly can’t get pregnant without a turkey baster.

  12. robertstacymccain
    April 30th, 2012 @ 2:02 pm

    This is why I oppose artificial insemination: It permits ugly feminists to get pregnant.

  13. Lisa Graas
    April 30th, 2012 @ 2:03 pm

     LOL. I wonder if that’s why God opposes it, too. haha

  14. Pathfinder's wife
    April 30th, 2012 @ 2:08 pm

    I believe everyone should learn how to make their own damn sandwich — that way they never have to depend upon (or be let down by) another person.

    In response to these women: I’m glad I have kids, and you should be glad too.  
    I guarantee that women like this (and any men who might make them sandwiches) should be going home and praying to Gaia or Eve Ensler or Barney the Dinosaur that I chose to have kids.

  15. yestradamous
    April 30th, 2012 @ 2:14 pm

    They can’t even afford a good bra! How on earth are they supposed to afford contraception or abortions! My goodness!

  16. ThePaganTemple
    April 30th, 2012 @ 2:14 pm

     From the looks of that fat bitch you could make her a turd sandwich and she’d wolf it down in ten seconds flat.

  17. mnemosyne23
    April 30th, 2012 @ 2:18 pm

    My first reaction to seeing the fat chick with the Sandwich sign was, “Honey, I think you’ve had more than enough sandwiches.  Try a Slimfast.”   I’d like to revise that, actually, and add, “In fact, try a FAST, period.  And a treadmill.  And maybe lose the Katy Perry/Betty Rubble hair.”

    I’m not a beanpole by any stretch of the imagination, but I’m also not stupid enough to go out there with a sign that is BEGGING for mockery when juxtaposed against my zoftic figure.  This is because I’m not an idiot leftist.

  18. ThePaganTemple
    April 30th, 2012 @ 2:18 pm

    What I can’t figure out is how the hell they would ever know they were pregnant until the baby comes out.

  19. ThePaganTemple
    April 30th, 2012 @ 2:21 pm

     I guess you missed the sign that demanded FREE abortions.

  20. ThePaganTemple
    April 30th, 2012 @ 2:21 pm

     The best part is, I promise you nobody’s waiting for that cow to come home to fix them a sandwich or anything else.

  21. Pathfinder's wife
    April 30th, 2012 @ 2:28 pm

    You never know — some men they do be desperate (or just into that sort of thing).

    Never underestimate a human’s taste for the strange.

  22. Pathfinder's wife
    April 30th, 2012 @ 2:30 pm

    This of course calls for a riff on being “the last ham sandwich in Hungry Town”.

  23. mnemosyne23
    April 30th, 2012 @ 2:33 pm

    Free, on demand, and “WITOUT APOLOGY.”

  24. ThePaganTemple
    April 30th, 2012 @ 2:36 pm

     I love those old fifties and sixties style advertisement women. There you can offend a feminist and have something nice to look at at the same time.

  25. Bob Belvedere
    April 30th, 2012 @ 2:48 pm

    Well, He did create beauty.

  26. Mark Goluskin
    April 30th, 2012 @ 2:50 pm

    First of all, this should be given the Not Safe To Look At Work disclaimer. BLEECH! All those gals wanting the free abortions? Well first they have to go to a dive bar to find a dude drunk enough to try the deed. Since that won’t happen, they need not worry about abortions. And as far as the Sandwich Lady, I would not LET her make my sandwich if she was the last gal on Earth. TRIPLE BLEECH!

  27. Lisa Graas
    April 30th, 2012 @ 2:57 pm

     I think the posting of these pictures on a blog may be opposed to social justice.

  28. JeffWeimer
    April 30th, 2012 @ 3:03 pm

    Rule 34.

  29. Sean
    April 30th, 2012 @ 3:11 pm

     You beat me to it, Matt..  Although, after taking a second look, I think I’ll make my own..

  30. ThePaganTemple
    April 30th, 2012 @ 3:22 pm

     Stacy can be a cruel man sometimes, Lisa.

  31. Lisa Graas
    April 30th, 2012 @ 3:24 pm

     Yes, I know. They have chickens at his house and I don’t think he EVER pets them.

  32. Adjoran
    April 30th, 2012 @ 3:29 pm

     You mean the ones who did their housework in dresses with full make-up on?  Who always had a sheet of fresh-baked cookies for the kids and a Martini for the Hubby when he came home?

    And who weren’t fat and ugly?

  33. Adjoran
    April 30th, 2012 @ 3:29 pm

     Along with two of her fingers . . .

  34. Adjoran
    April 30th, 2012 @ 3:31 pm

     I dunno – by the look of most of ’em, any self-respecting turkey baster would melt before they dropped trou.

  35. Adjoran
    April 30th, 2012 @ 3:34 pm

    Somebody send that picture to Tabitha Hale.  A word to the wise is sufficient.

  36. ThePaganTemple
    April 30th, 2012 @ 3:37 pm

     Exactly.

  37. ThePaganTemple
    April 30th, 2012 @ 3:39 pm

     And don’t forget Ashley Judd.

  38. Adjoran
    April 30th, 2012 @ 3:41 pm

    Heh.  Just read a financial report whining that the latest “unexpected” bad news from Europe and the lagging “recovery” in the US, the worse-than-any-of-the-55-analyst-estimates ISM-Chicago business barometer, and the Dallas Fed’s General Economic Index slipping into negative (contraction) territory, was all due to people’s “expectations have gotten too high.”

    Yeah, like Bertha’s parents’ expectations, I guess, eh?  Or will we ever get to ask them before Dick Gregory shows up with a crew and a crane to get them out of their chairs?

  39. yestradamous
    April 30th, 2012 @ 3:49 pm

    I guess you missed my sarcasm.

    Never seen so many saggy boobs in one spot. Scary.

  40. Roxeanne de Luca
    April 30th, 2012 @ 3:54 pm

    I think that y’all are underestimating these women.  They are trying to put us in a logical quandary:  are we so pro-life and pro-capitalism that we would refuse a free abortion even to them?  It’s sort of like that “Would you abort your gay baby” meme.

  41. Pablo
    April 30th, 2012 @ 4:05 pm

    Someone should let these ladies know that free abortion is available on demand. Just find a tall building or bridge and jump off it. 

  42. Pathfinder's wife
    April 30th, 2012 @ 4:09 pm

    ???

    I’m not a man…what the heck is Rule 34? (it better not be anything nasty…it is, isn’t it?)

  43. ThePaganTemple
    April 30th, 2012 @ 4:10 pm

    Sorry, sometimes I’m a little slow on the uptake.

  44. ThePaganTemple
    April 30th, 2012 @ 4:12 pm

     It’s not the abortion part that bothers me as much as the “free” (otherwise known as taxpayer funded) part.

  45. ThePaganTemple
    April 30th, 2012 @ 4:13 pm

     But not the fat sandwich sign lady, please. Our crumbling infrastructure just can’t take much of that kind of shenanigans.

  46. Pathfinder's wife
    April 30th, 2012 @ 4:13 pm

    Yes, because 1) any man who gets that pregnant needs to own up and pay his debt to society — one way or another I don’t care, just leave me out of it; 2) maybe having a kid would get them in shape plus find them some business of their own to get into so much.

    And then there’s the notion that this is a small risk scenario anyway.

  47. Bob Belvedere
    April 30th, 2012 @ 5:13 pm

    My mother dressed like Laura Petrie at home, but she did have her makeup on – both when she did housework.

  48. Bob Belvedere
    April 30th, 2012 @ 5:16 pm

    Ten to one she’s a Lesbian – ‘by choice’ of course not because she’s repulsive to 99.9% of the straight men.

  49. Bob Belvedere
    April 30th, 2012 @ 5:17 pm

    Have you checked certain sites on Tumblr?

  50. Bob Belvedere
    April 30th, 2012 @ 5:19 pm

    Even if she lost a good part of her weight, those stupid tattoos will still be there and I assure you she’s got them all over – those kind of gals usually do.