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You Had Me at ‘Boobs’

Posted on | August 5, 2012 | 23 Comments

I protest the inherent unfairness of sending me an e-mail with the subject line, “The Big Boob Conundrum (aka ‘Breasts of Mass Destruction’)“:

Given that the average amount of milk produced by a lactating mother (850 ml/day) is well over 16 ounces (473.2 ml), those 38DDDs are “containers” which clearly violate your Big Gulp edict (breast milk is sweet, and since it’s not alcoholic, that technically makes it a “soft” drink).

She’s got a point: Mayor Bloomberg is a gigantic boob, but I usually try to ignore gigantic boobs, because it’s not polite to stare.

Stop staring at Mayor Bloomberg you sick freaks!

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  • Proof

    But, it’s part of a “Happy Meal”!

  • teresakoch

    Sorry for the old bait and switch….. :P

    Thanks for linking me!

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  • robertstacymccain

    Also, boobs do more to promote heterosexuality than does Chick-fil-A, so they’re probably a hate crime in New York.

  • Evi L. Bloggerlady

    If you are staring at Bloomberg with those two pictures side by side, you are a sick freak!  

  • Proof

    ” boobs do more to promote heterosexuality than does Chick-fil-A” I’d have to see the data* on that. It could just be your cultural bias denying the effect that boobs have in promoting homosexuality in lesbians.

    As far as boobs being a “hate crime” in NYC? I understand they practice “open carry” on Broadway!

    *illustrated, of course!

  • JeffS

    That’s our Stacy!  Keeping a breast of the current situation.

  • K-Bob

    I keep trying to read this post, but nothing happens.

  • Bob Belvedere

    Is this case: would it be ‘the old masturbate and switch’?

  • Paco

    Is this one of those challenges where you spot the fakes? I know the boob on the right is real; can’t say about the pair on the left.

  • Shawny Lee

    Maybe it’s one of those scratch and stiff thingies.  Bloomboob v.s. Vaavooomboob.  Let’s let the Worlds Youngest Blogger (cause the rest of you may be thinking with the wrong head) pick the winner. 

  • Shawny Lee

    Uhhhh…”Milk, it does a body good.”……dontcha know. 

  • teresakoch


  • Shawny Lee

    No hon, those are the directions on your Viagra bottle.  The post is just to remind you to take them with milk with visual references to the dispenser(s) for the most organic. 
    Watch out for those Dept. of Agriculture boobs to bust you for whole milk though.    

  • K-Bob

    And I try so much to go organic.

  • K-Bob

    Wait, what viagra bottle? I’m scared to death about them, four-hour jobby doos. Besides, the K~Missus would wonder what I was a’ doin’ with the other 3.95 hours.

  • K-Bob

    Shorten it a bit.

    “Bate an’ switch.”

    That way it sounds like slang from ye auld royal Navy.

  • K-Bob

     Too soon?

  • K-Bob

     Whappy meal?

  • K-Bob

     Boobs should denounce themselves.

  • Bob Belvedere

    I even caused myself to go ‘ewww’ after I posted that.

  • teresakoch


  • teresakoch

    Well, the breast IS best….. :-)