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Domino ‘Wardrobe Failure’: Carbon ‘Quantitatively Eased’ Out Of Sugar

Posted on | September 11, 2012 | 12 Comments

by Smitty

Now, for a quick glance at carbohydrates at Wikipedia, with the Hispanic carb- lost (Car’los’), the remaining Irish O’Hydrate piece of, for example, lactose C12H22O11, is all wet (H20).

Why is everyone intolerant of my lactose joke? Is there anything I can do to sweeten it?

via Volokh

Comments

  • Terry_Jim

    Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho,H,H,H,H,H,H,H,H,H,H,H.

  • http://twitter.com/thatMrGguy Mike G.

    I just udderly can’t wrap my brain around your lactose joke for some reason. Could it be because I’m intolerant?

  • http://qwertyaltofuori.blogspot.com Red

    Augh. What’s with that? You been watching too much Dennis Miller, brainiac.

  • ThomasD

    Domino sugar is not like ordinary sugar, refined from the juice of the sugar cane plant. No, Domino sugar is crystallized unicorn urine.

  • JeffS

    Better watch out for that dihydrogen monoxide as well; I hear it’s especially dangerous.

  • http://2012.ak4mc.us/ McGehee

    Spam. I don’t even need to click the link — any comment pointing to a Goo.gl link is spam.

  • Windy Wilson

    It can be used with gluten-free whole wheat flour.

  • JeffS

    In related news…..this is a not very shocking development, but it adds to the charge that the current policies of the Obama Administration are very weak.

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  • Wombat_socho

    Still poisonous, no matter whether it comes form corn, cane, sugar beets or unicorn whiz.

  • Wombat_socho

    It’s dead, Jim.