The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

The Future of Gaza is Neu Schwabenland

— compiled by Wombat-socho We interrupt your normal evening linkagery for an important post about the current geopolitical situation. Your normal linkagery will resume in the morning. Silicon Valley et Hamas delenda sunt. Our God-Emperor, Donaldus Trump Magnus, has decreed the creation of Mar-A-Gaza on the currently rubble-strewn land called the Gaza Strip. To do […]

The Amchitka Strategic Bureaucracy Reserve

— by Wombat-socho It is widely known that you can get a lot accomplished if you don’t care who gets the credit. I therefore offer this proposal to the Trump campaign free of charge.* One of the problems with uprooting the Deep State and the associated federal bureaucracy is that many of the people we […]

In The Mailbox: 04.04.23

— compiled by Wombat-socho Silicon Valley delenda est. H&R Block Deluxe & State Tax Software With Refund Bonus Amazon Warehouse Deals

Urgent Breaking News: SNL Is … Funny?

Of all the important events happening in the world recently — bank failures, war in Ukraine, whatever — nothing is more shocking than this: Saturday Night Live actually did something funny this week. What’s it been, 15 years? Just about the time Obama became president, the writers at SNL lost the ability to do satire. […]

Headline of the Week

An instant classic: EXCLUSIVE: ‘I have no other talent’: Gold Coast influencer breaks down in tears as she loses followers on ‘porn’ website OnlyFans due to the coronavirus pandemic and can no longer pay her rent Australia’s Gold Coast is near Brisbane, and I have no idea why this particular bimbo would think she could […]

Jim, Jim and John Get Zany Mail

by Smitty

When Your Silly Haiku Tweet Turns Into An Impromptu Songwriting Session

by Smitty To put this mess in context, I was tweeting the G-File with a haiku, and copying @HaikuJonah. Then @Corduroyalist had to make everything weird. @HaikuJonah offers the perfect review. This is an example of how fun Twitter used to be all the time. It’s only an occasional pleasure anymore. @jonahNRO When your haruspex […]

#Evergreen New York Times Ditty

by Smitty If you want to win a bet,Go against truth in the NYeT:Pravda-on-the-Hudson likes it wrong. (1/2) — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) September 2, 2017 Facts always seem to hide,From their lyin' Commie pride,Like talent from a wretched hip-hop song. (2/2) — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) September 2, 2017 Retweet these to Stick It To The Man.

keep looking »