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An instant classic: EXCLUSIVE: ‘I have no other talent’: Gold Coast influencer breaks down in tears as she loses followers on ‘porn’ website OnlyFans due to the coronavirus pandemic and can no longer pay her rent Australia’s Gold Coast is near Brisbane, and I have no idea why this particular bimbo would think she could […]
Jim, Jim and John Get Zany Mail
by Smitty
When Your Silly Haiku Tweet Turns Into An Impromptu Songwriting Session
by Smitty To put this mess in context, I was tweeting the G-File with a haiku, and copying @HaikuJonah. Then @Corduroyalist had to make everything weird. @HaikuJonah offers the perfect review. This is an example of how fun Twitter used to be all the time. It’s only an occasional pleasure anymore. @jonahNRO When your haruspex […]
#Evergreen New York Times Ditty
by Smitty If you want to win a bet,Go against truth in the NYeT:Pravda-on-the-Hudson likes it wrong. (1/2) — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) September 2, 2017 Facts always seem to hide,From their lyin' Commie pride,Like talent from a wretched hip-hop song. (2/2) — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) September 2, 2017 Retweet these to Stick It To The Man.
Those ‘Turbo’ Thingies
by Smitty With your approval, then: pic.twitter.com/Jv6In9m8v7 — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) July 16, 2017
Herbert Kornfeld Was Certainly Smarter Than Krugman, My Basset Hound. Also, The NYT Economist Dude. #TrudeauEulogies
by Smitty Those who’ve been on the net for a while may remember Herbert Kornfeld, tragically felled by a politically correct scythe right around the time Barack Obama rose from useless to famously useless, back in 2007. Apparently, the Northern Lightbulb is a little less dim for having been pilloried by pretty much the entire […]
Couple O’ Shots O’ Joe
by Smitty Hasn’t been worth the last eight years, but Biden has been great comic relief. BIDEN THOUGHT BUBBLE: "I coulda been a contenda. This bimbo doesn't even know that, when you wipe a server, you use a Shamwow." https://t.co/OhYMA9YDOw — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) November 12, 2016 Well Joe, your advice really stank. pic.twitter.com/6AikvRj9hx — Scott […]
Friday Night Doggerel
by Smitty Regret that my 2016 Election Primal Scream Therapy has curtailed my blogging to the point of non-existence. Keep in mind that it’s all fun and games until junk gets real, states secede and armies march. I know where we're headedAnd our future's fully threadedAnd we'll likely soon eat Venezuelan food (1/2) https://t.co/ucp302By7t — […]
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