In case you didn’t know it, there is an HBO show called The Newsroom, one of the stars of which is a blonde young actress named Alison Pill who, as we might say, “pulled a Weiner.”
That is to say, she had a Twitter accident in which, she explained, she was attempting to delete a topless photo of herself and instead sent the topless photo to her 30,000+ Twitter followers.
Oops.
Also, not impressive
Kate Middleton’s topless photos — blurry, taken with a telephoto lens — were more impressive, and they weren’t all that impressive.
Listen up, celebrity ladies: We’re tired of these unimpressive topless photos. Unless you’ve got something that’s really worth our time to click the link — e.g., a pair of natural D cups with aureolas the circumference of a Moon Pie — don’t bother us. Keep your top on.
Pat Dollard has the (unimpressive) NSFW photo of Alison Pill, and I’ll just say this: She’s no Alyssa Milano. IYKWIMAITYD.
“Also, not impressive”. We’ll have to agree to disagree here Stacy, I could work with it. And no charge for the overtime.
Not massively impressive (where, as Stalin put it, quantity has a quality of its own), but she’s not a Silicone Sally either, and an attractive lady in the first place. Au naturale mammaries have a certain appeal all their own, like vegetables fresh from the garden. I could work with this.
Overall, I’d rate her 8 on the Unadjusted Mammalian Male Attractiveness Scale.
Thanks for the mammaries!
Obviously you know nothing about boobs or physics. She’s lying on her back. It’s called “gravity.”
Come on Stacy, be a gentleman…At least give the girl an above the fold picture shot, she is likely not to be back on Rule 5…
I read something a while back about a procedure that is both liposuction and breast augmentation:
http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2010-10/stem-cells-your-fat-could-rebuild-failing-organ
They’re okay – nothing to write home about.
She would never be a TCOTS Rule 5 Saturday gal.
Not bad. Good enough to get a nice little publicity storm though.
Did Alyssa ever friend Stacy or retweet or whatever?
Still got that burning desire huh?
Nothing worse than unrequited love. (or lust. whatevs)
I could be tempted to try some difficult moves on hard wood.
Obviously, you know nothing about sex, where Alison lying on her back is a feature, not a bug.
Yes to both of the first questions, actually.
Truthfully, I like the boobies over the face, even tho I’m a sucker for the librarians look. I like a nice, natural, well formed pair with smallish areoles. I’m not too picky on size, either way, so long as were not talking a fried egg, which we’re not in Ms Pill’s case. As others have noted, when lying back with an overhead camera, its best not to expect Partonesque dimensions.
Does it work on penises, too! Awesome. About time you guys came up with the male equivalent to boob jobs. Then we can all ooh and awe, or not, as the case may be, about the impressive sizes and how we like certain, uh, characteristics, as penis connoisseurs, and all. And whether we’d do you and stuff. You know. ;-p