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Topless @MsAlisonPill? Meh.

Posted on | September 22, 2012 | 13 Comments

In case you didn’t know it, there is an HBO show called The Newsroom, one of the stars of which is a blonde young actress named Alison Pill who, as we might say, “pulled a Weiner.”

That is to say, she had a Twitter accident in which, she explained, she was attempting to delete a topless photo of herself and instead sent the topless photo to her 30,000+ Twitter followers.


Also, not impressive

Kate Middleton’s topless photos — blurry, taken with a telephoto lens — were more impressive, and they weren’t all that impressive.

Listen up, celebrity ladies: We’re tired of these unimpressive topless photos. Unless you’ve got something that’s really worth our time to click the link — e.g., a pair of natural D cups with aureolas the circumference of a Moon Pie — don’t bother us. Keep your top on.

Pat Dollard has the (unimpressive) NSFW photo of Alison Pill, and I’ll just say this: She’s no Alyssa Milano. IYKWIMAITYD.


13 Responses to “Topless @MsAlisonPill? Meh.

  1. MrPaulRevere
    September 22nd, 2012 @ 9:29 pm

    “Also, not impressive”. We’ll have to agree to disagree here Stacy, I could work with it. And no charge for the overtime.

  2. JeffS
    September 22nd, 2012 @ 9:55 pm

    Not massively impressive (where, as Stalin put it, quantity has a quality of its own), but she’s not a Silicone Sally either, and an attractive lady in the first place. Au naturale mammaries have a certain appeal all their own, like vegetables fresh from the garden. I could work with this.

    Overall, I’d rate her 8 on the Unadjusted Mammalian Male Attractiveness Scale.

    Thanks for the mammaries!

  3. Adjoran
    September 22nd, 2012 @ 10:02 pm

    Obviously you know nothing about boobs or physics. She’s lying on her back. It’s called “gravity.”

  4. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    September 22nd, 2012 @ 10:36 pm
  5. Finrod Felagund
    September 22nd, 2012 @ 11:34 pm

    I read something a while back about a procedure that is both liposuction and breast augmentation:

  6. Bob Belvedere
    September 23rd, 2012 @ 12:52 am

    They’re okay – nothing to write home about.

    She would never be a TCOTS Rule 5 Saturday gal.

  7. M. Thompson
    September 23rd, 2012 @ 1:02 am

    Not bad. Good enough to get a nice little publicity storm though.

  8. jwallin
    September 23rd, 2012 @ 1:46 am

    Did Alyssa ever friend Stacy or retweet or whatever?

    Still got that burning desire huh?

    Nothing worse than unrequited love. (or lust. whatevs)

  9. jwallin
    September 23rd, 2012 @ 1:47 am

    I could be tempted to try some difficult moves on hard wood.

  10. JeffS
    September 23rd, 2012 @ 10:46 am

    Obviously, you know nothing about sex, where Alison lying on her back is a feature, not a bug.

  11. Wombat_socho
    September 23rd, 2012 @ 1:37 pm

    Yes to both of the first questions, actually.

  12. smokedaddy
    September 23rd, 2012 @ 5:24 pm

    Truthfully, I like the boobies over the face, even tho I’m a sucker for the librarians look. I like a nice, natural, well formed pair with smallish areoles. I’m not too picky on size, either way, so long as were not talking a fried egg, which we’re not in Ms Pill’s case. As others have noted, when lying back with an overhead camera, its best not to expect Partonesque dimensions.

  13. yestradamous
    September 23rd, 2012 @ 6:58 pm

    Does it work on penises, too! Awesome. About time you guys came up with the male equivalent to boob jobs. Then we can all ooh and awe, or not, as the case may be, about the impressive sizes and how we like certain, uh, characteristics, as penis connoisseurs, and all. And whether we’d do you and stuff. You know. ;-p