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Green Energy Underpants Gnomes

Posted on | January 3, 2013 | 10 Comments

An item at Doug Ross’s blog inspired this business plan:

  1. Raise big bucks for Obama’s campaign.
  2. Start a “green energy” company.
  3. Get an Energy Department grant.
  4. Profit!
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  • http://twitter.com/wjjhoge WJJ Hoge

    Please note that no resources were injured during the execution of this plan as no product was actually manufactured and sold.

  • http://twitter.com/wjjhoge WJJ Hoge

    Cliffs Notes Version:

    1. Steal votes.
    2. ???
    3. Profit.

  • jsn2

    Obama is to the “green car” what Yugo and Edsel Ford were to the “internal combustion” car. The big difference is that Obama is also his own Daddy, has limitless cash and can mandate you buy his products.

  • scarymatt

    …and can mandate tax you unless you buy his products.

    SCOTUSTFY

  • SDN

    Much more jizya-like.

    You don’t have to convert to Islam, either….

  • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ Evi L. Bloggerlady

    Talking about energy fortunes: Separated at Birth…?

  • http://wizbangblog.com/ Adjoran

    He left out the step about selling your shares before the bankruptcy petition is filed.

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