Posted on | January 28, 2013 | 11 Comments
“Difficult as it may now be to recall, there were once ‘spiritually advanced people’ who looked at this Chicago machine politician and saw ‘a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being . . . who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet.’”
— Robert Stacy McCain, Oct. 25, 2012
Ever since that historic moment in June 2008 when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal, spiritually advanced Americans have waited for the Lightworker™ to be transfigured into his cosmic essence, in which exalted form he merely speaks the Word, and the Word is made manifest:
One of the biggest factors is going to be how the media shapes debates. If a Republican member of Congress is not punished on Fox News or by Rush Limbaugh for working with a Democrat on a bill of common interest, then you’ll see more of them doing it. . . .
The same dynamic happens on the Democratic side. I think the difference is just that the more left-leaning media outlets recognize that compromise is not a dirty word. And I think at least leaders like myself — and I include Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi in this — are willing to buck the more absolutist-wing elements in our party to try to get stuff done.
The laws of physics have been repealed by the Lightworker’s cosmic essence. Obama has transformed Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi into unifying centrist bipartisan moderates whose only desire is to resist “absolutist-wing elements” and bring together all Americans in the tolerant spirit of inclusive cooperation to Get Stuff Done.
What’s that wonderful smell? Ah, unicorn farts!