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BREAKING: Lightworker Astride Unicorn Transcends Space-Time Continuum

Posted on | January 28, 2013 | 11 Comments

“Obama: Anatomy of a World Leader,” by Alex Gray (detail)

“Difficult as it may now be to recall, there were once ‘spiritually advanced people’ who looked at this Chicago machine politician and saw ‘a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being . . . who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet.’”
Robert Stacy McCain, Oct. 25, 2012

Ever since that historic moment in June 2008 when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal, spiritually advanced Americans have waited for the Lightworker™ to be transfigured into his cosmic essence, in which exalted form he merely speaks the Word, and the Word is made manifest:

One of the biggest factors is going to be how the media shapes debates. If a Republican member of Congress is not punished on Fox News or by Rush Limbaugh for working with a Democrat on a bill of common interest, then you’ll see more of them doing it. . . .
The same dynamic happens on the Democratic side. I think the difference is just that the more left-leaning media outlets recognize that compromise is not a dirty word. And I think at least leaders like myself — and I include Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi in this — are willing to buck the more absolutist-wing elements in our party to try to get stuff done.

The laws of physics have been repealed by the Lightworker’s cosmic essence. Obama has transformed Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi into unifying centrist bipartisan moderates whose only desire is to resist “absolutist-wing elements” and bring together all Americans in the tolerant spirit of inclusive cooperation to Get Stuff Done.

What’s that wonderful smell? Ah, unicorn farts!




11 Responses to “BREAKING: Lightworker Astride Unicorn Transcends Space-Time Continuum”

  1. DonaldDouglas
    January 28th, 2013 @ 12:35 pm
  2. Higgins
    January 28th, 2013 @ 12:46 pm

    Progressive ideology is a religion, and its adherents see themselves as right and good, with their opponents as wrong and evil. Obama, Pelosi, Reid, and the liberal media aren’t partisan or biased, simply enlightened. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go out and look for ammo.

  3. postaldog
    January 28th, 2013 @ 1:04 pm

    Technically, I think it is supposed to be a rainbow unicorn, but at this point what difference does it make?

  4. Bob Belvedere
    January 28th, 2013 @ 1:23 pm

    -Pick me up some if you can find some.

    -I like the term ‘Illuminated’ because this crew certainly wants to Immanentize The Eschaton.

  5. WJJ Hoge
    January 28th, 2013 @ 1:31 pm

    Mmmmm. Unicorn Meat.

  6. Adjoran
    January 28th, 2013 @ 1:54 pm

    Anyone see Barry & Hillary on “60 Minutes”?

    I couldn’t, because there were four things I refuse to watch on television: Barry, Hillary, CBS News, and 60 Minutes.

    But others are saying it would have done the old Soviet state television proud!

    In college I had to read the translations of the speeches Stalin & Khrushchev gave to the Central Committee. They always had the reactions noted: “applause,” “sustained applause,” “enthusiastic, sustained applause.” But these were printed up ahead of time & handed to Committee members so they knew how to react. Obama should use that for his SOTU so the newsies don’t have to actually watch it to report on it.

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  8. Bob Belvedere
    January 28th, 2013 @ 5:57 pm

    It wouldn’t surprise me if he did.

  9. RichFader
    January 28th, 2013 @ 6:18 pm

    “Look at the ***hole on that unicorn!”

  10. Mike G.
    January 28th, 2013 @ 6:25 pm

    Looks like a can of trail apples. IYKWIMAITYD

  11. jsn2
    January 28th, 2013 @ 6:42 pm

    Recent pronouncements of Obama :The left media is for compromise :/ Obama, Reid and Pelosi are unifiers 😉 Obama frequently shoots skeet at Camp David 😮 … He’s The Most Delusional Man In The World