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Why Did High Priest Of Cthulhu George W. Bush Train Conservatives To H8 Gaia?

Posted on | July 1, 2013 | 24 Comments

by Smitty

“Hey, pluck that bird,” said Not George W. Bush:

Category: humor

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24 Responses to “Why Did High Priest Of Cthulhu George W. Bush Train Conservatives To H8 Gaia?”

  1. MrEvilMatt
    July 1st, 2013 @ 9:17 pm

    Why Did High Priest Of Cthulhu George W. Bush Train Conservatives To H8 Gaia?: by Smitty “Hey, pluck that bird… http://t.co/WmyssVuWGH

  2. Lockestep1776
    July 1st, 2013 @ 9:17 pm

    Why Did High Priest Of Cthulhu George W. Bush Train Conservatives To H8 Gaia?: by Smitty “Hey, pluck that bird… http://t.co/9qz7vulh9W

  3. Citzcom
    July 1st, 2013 @ 9:17 pm

    Why Did High Priest Of Cthulhu George W. Bush Train Conservatives To H8 Gaia?: by Smitty “Hey, pluck that bird… http://t.co/ZvWk1ZrwWN

  4. jwbrown1969
    July 1st, 2013 @ 9:17 pm

    Why Did High Priest Of Cthulhu George W. Bush Train Conservatives To H8 Gaia?: by Smitty “Hey, pluck that bird… http://t.co/qGCbG6N1EO

  5. BobBelvedere
    July 1st, 2013 @ 9:22 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: Why Did High Priest Of Cthulhu George W. Bush Train Conservatives To H8 Gaia? http://t.co/O8zs1HQiFu #TCOT #p2

  6. preciseBlogs
    July 1st, 2013 @ 9:29 pm

    Why Did High Priest Of Cthulhu George W. Bush Train Conservatives To H8 Gaia http://t.co/TSw6kttB0z #news #conservative #humor

  7. thatMrGguy
    July 1st, 2013 @ 9:48 pm

    Why Did High Priest Of Cthulhu George W. Bush Train Conservatives To H8 Gaia? http://t.co/3FDAxpDA51

  8. Professor Bainbridge
    July 1st, 2013 @ 9:55 pm

    I just had a thought of Paula Deen baking that bird into a pie…

    I’ll be in my bunk!

  9. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    July 1st, 2013 @ 9:58 pm

    Some of us have to sacrifice to be green…

  10. vermontaigne
    July 1st, 2013 @ 10:01 pm

    Why Did High Priest Of Cthulhu George W. Bush Train Conservatives To H8 Gaia? http://t.co/o0nnVZDNO7

  11. jimmiebjr
    July 1st, 2013 @ 10:02 pm

    RT @vermontaigne: Why Did High Priest Of Cthulhu George W. Bush Train Conservatives To H8 Gaia? http://t.co/o0nnVZDNO7

  12. mnrobot
    July 1st, 2013 @ 10:28 pm

    Why Did High Priest Of Cthulhu George W. Bush Train Conservatives To H8 Gaia? http://t.co/F8acV2WfkI #tcot #tlot #vrwc

  13. Walter_Cronanty
    July 1st, 2013 @ 10:33 pm

    Alternate Caption – “Windmills Feed the Hungry” …[if you can get the “windkill” on the grill fast enough].

  14. badanov
    July 1st, 2013 @ 11:01 pm

    What is this strange love affair between conservatives and H. P. Lovecraft?

  15. Adjoran
    July 2nd, 2013 @ 1:08 am

    I can’t remember where, but I recently read an article which stated the energy cost of manufacturing windmills isn’t even recouped during their expected lifespan. The topic was a government subsidy to replace windmills which had worn out.

    So not only are they knocking out endangered (and non-endangered) birds out of the sky, they don’t even break even on energy.

  16. smitty
    July 2nd, 2013 @ 6:41 am

    Bwahahaha.

  17. smitty
    July 2nd, 2013 @ 6:43 am

    The Cthulhu reference does two things:
    (a) announce that this is a gag post.
    (b) allude to ultimate evil in a fictional way, so that we can avoid reference to The Deuce.

  18. defendressofsan
    July 2nd, 2013 @ 6:58 am

    Why Did High Priest Of Cthulhu George W. Bush Train Conservatives To H8 Gaia? http://t.co/fVTyEyShmo #agenda21

  19. creeper
    July 2nd, 2013 @ 10:18 am

    That does it. This blog gets removed from my bookmarks now. RSM is one of the most dishonest bloggers on the internet. He can’t be bothered to tell the truth about a story if he can embellish it to make it sexier. McCain, you give conservative bloggers a bad name.

    Now for the truth. That bird is not even remotely endangered. It ranges from Siberia, China and Japan to Australia, in huge flocks.

    The bird that died was “rare” for that area because it was totally out of its normal range.

    http://animaladay.blogspot.com/2011/08/white-throated-needletail.html

  20. robcrawford2
    July 2nd, 2013 @ 1:18 pm

    Gosh, you’re sensitive. Ever considered toughening up a little?

  21. Quartermaster
    July 2nd, 2013 @ 2:02 pm

    Heh! You need to look at who posted this one. Smitty is being facetious. Hyperbole is often used to ridicule, and ridicule is quite appropriate here.

  22. Conniption Fitz
    July 3rd, 2013 @ 5:29 am

    Because green energy can kill birds.
    Because green energy isn’t viable yet.
    Because Obama green energy crony money laundering scams are taking money from research and development of viable green energy.

  23. smitty
    July 3rd, 2013 @ 5:53 am

    Lefties, especially granola-head Lefties, make the Quakers look like Robin Williams.

  24. SDN
    July 3rd, 2013 @ 7:10 am

    You won’t be missed.