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Oh, My: Anthony Weiner Porn Movie?

Posted on | August 1, 2013 | 29 Comments

“Boom-chick-a-wow-wow,” says Aleister at American Glob, reporting the news that the tawdry tale of the would-be Mayor of New York’s online affairs could become THE MUST-SEE PORN FLICK OF THE YEAR, starring typical Democrat girl Sydney Leathers.

“I laughed! I cried! It was better than ‘Cats’!”

UPDATE: Sometimes the jokes just write themselves:

 

Category: Anthony Weiner, Scandal, Sex

Comments

29 Responses to “Oh, My: Anthony Weiner Porn Movie?”

  1. rsmccain
    August 1st, 2013 @ 3:59 pm

    “THE MUST-SEE PORN FLICK OF THE YEAR … I laughed! I cried! It was better than ‘Cats’!” http://t.co/8mKO6EQu4U | Hat-Tip: @AmericanGlob

  2. preciseBlogs
    August 1st, 2013 @ 4:04 pm

    Oh, My: Anthony Weiner Porn Movie http://t.co/J6sRyiBDI0 #news #conservative #scandal #anthonyweiner #sex

  3. Steve Skubinna
    August 1st, 2013 @ 4:10 pm

    Come on, don’t tell me that when you read the juxtaposition of Tony Wiener and Sydney Leathers you didn’t immediately think “porn flick!”

  4. Buffalobob
    August 1st, 2013 @ 4:13 pm

    The opening monolog by Barbara Morgan, “1000 new words to describe a wandering intern”.

  5. MrEvilMatt
    August 1st, 2013 @ 4:19 pm

    Oh, My: Anthony Weiner Porn Movie?: “Boom-chick-a-wow-wow,” says Aleister at American Glob, reporting the news… http://t.co/Jpu7YZ6Vd6

  6. jwbrown1969
    August 1st, 2013 @ 4:19 pm

    Oh, My: Anthony Weiner Porn Movie?: “Boom-chick-a-wow-wow,” says Aleister at American Glob, reporting the news… http://t.co/JLW79GtKcY

  7. Lockestep1776
    August 1st, 2013 @ 4:19 pm

    Oh, My: Anthony Weiner Porn Movie?: “Boom-chick-a-wow-wow,” says Aleister at American Glob, reporting the news… http://t.co/gw0T7aMLBK

  8. CHideout
    August 1st, 2013 @ 4:19 pm

    Oh, My: Anthony Weiner Porn Movie?: “Boom-chick-a-wow-wow,” says Aleister at American Glob, reporting the news… http://t.co/NVZ0xubjb0

  9. Citzcom
    August 1st, 2013 @ 4:20 pm

    Oh, My: Anthony Weiner Porn Movie?: “Boom-chick-a-wow-wow,” says Aleister at American Glob, reporting the news… http://t.co/7y5k0uMZ10

  10. rustypaladin
    August 1st, 2013 @ 4:29 pm

    I cannot add to this comment. BWAHAHA!

  11. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 1st, 2013 @ 4:32 pm

    Here is a proposed script for this movie: Go with Sydney Leathers with Anthony Weiner in Weiner’s bedroom. Then Huma catches them, gets mad at first but then excited and joins in. Then Hillary Clinton unexpectedly decides to drop by the Weiners, sees what is going on, and just has to join in tool. Then Bill Clinton shows up and they all just have a hedonistic sex romp.

    And the name of this bacchanal?

    The Aristocrats!

  12. ChandlersGhost
    August 1st, 2013 @ 4:52 pm

    This is the best scandal in a long time. Everyone involved is awful.

  13. robertstacymccain
    August 1st, 2013 @ 4:54 pm

    There are no good Democrats, this side of the grave.

  14. thatMrGguy
    August 1st, 2013 @ 6:53 pm

    Oh, My: Anthony Weiner Porn Movie? http://t.co/al2yD8DkdV

  15. Bob Belvedere
    August 1st, 2013 @ 7:58 pm

    Oh, you’re a BAD man, Donald.Douglas!

    Why do you think I’ve nicknamed him: Donald ‘Restraining Order’ Douglas?

  16. Bob Belvedere
    August 1st, 2013 @ 8:00 pm

    I think Grover Cleveland was the last one.

  17. AmPowerBlog
    August 1st, 2013 @ 8:14 pm

    Oh, My: Anthony Weiner Porn Movie? http://t.co/jleNaONfci via @Smitty_One_Each @RSMcCain #Weiner #Skeezy #Democrats

  18. rsmccain
    August 1st, 2013 @ 8:15 pm

    RT @AmPowerBlog: Oh, My: Anthony Weiner Porn Movie? http://t.co/jleNaONfci via @Smitty_One_Each @RSMcCain #Weiner #Skeezy #Democrats

  19. lolvincitomnia3
    August 1st, 2013 @ 8:25 pm

    RT @AmPowerBlog: Oh, My: Anthony Weiner Porn Movie? http://t.co/jleNaONfci via @Smitty_One_Each @RSMcCain #Weiner #Skeezy #Democrats

  20. Robert Stacy McCain Knows How To Write #AnthonyWeinerPornTitles | American Glob
    August 1st, 2013 @ 8:38 pm

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  21. smitty
    August 1st, 2013 @ 9:48 pm

    Let’s square the ???????????? away: that’s brown chicken, brown cow.

  22. smitty_one_each
    August 1st, 2013 @ 9:48 pm

    “Let’s square the ???????????? away: that’s “brown chicken, brown cow.” — smitty http://t.co/yVbt7BThjd

  23. CoolCzech1
    August 1st, 2013 @ 11:13 pm

    Weiner Porn Flick?

    #WeinerPornMovieTitle

    “Sext and The City” http://t.co/JErwn6foMU

  24. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 2nd, 2013 @ 9:35 am

    The Horny Bunch!

  25. richard mcenroe
    August 2nd, 2013 @ 10:36 am

    I’m not sure this is going to happen. Even porn dialog needs more than 140 characters sometimes and I’m not sure Sid and Tony are up to that.

  26. richard mcenroe
    August 2nd, 2013 @ 10:44 am

    No, THIS is…
    http://youtu.be/MzQ4qdlhurc

  27. K-Bob
    August 2nd, 2013 @ 3:15 pm

    While she wrings every last ounce of fame out of her self-propulsion into the spotlight (I guess we know who “leaked” her info after all, eh?), I wonder how long it will be before the revelations of her abuse as a child become public.

  28. K-Bob
    August 2nd, 2013 @ 3:19 pm

    It takes far less than 140 characters, if you include repeats.

    I think the White House staff meetings are quite similar to a German pr0n flick. Pretty much “yah, yah, yah” ad nauseum.

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