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Hillary 2016 Campaign: Should Cliven Bundy Take GOP POTUS Nomination?

Posted on | April 24, 2014 | 6 Comments

by Sissypuss the Blog Kitty

Upon infiltrating Global Clinton HQ, I overheard some interesting fallout from the recent Cliven Bundy revelations, which revealed some very Robert Byrd-esque sentiments:

“Where is our colored brother? Where is our Mexican brother? Where is our Chinese — where are they?” Bundy said. “They’re just as much American as we are, and they’re not with us. If they’re not with us, they’re going to be against us.”

Never one to let a good crisis go to waste, it seems that David Plouffe, recently in a funk over the rebuff given Jeb Bush over Jeb’s candidacy air biscuit, is now ecstatic.

This is because in Cliven Bundy, there exists a candidate whose primal American stick-it-to-the-manhood is completely irresistible to the anti-establishment conservative base. At the same time, his views are so smolderingly unpalatable to anyone born after the Apollo moonshot as to burn through the wet blanket that as ObamaCare, and excite the Democrat base.

In picking a GOP candidate to give a concession speech in 2008, Democrats just ran McCain’s war record around the country in a bus, against the will of the Tea Party. In 2012, they let RomneyCare run himself around the country, letting it be known that the most Mitt would do is re-brand ObamaCare. How could anyone turn down the spectacle of Cliven Bundy? The only thing that could make it more beautiful is if the man proved a direct descendant of Jefferson Davis. He’s like Donald Trump without all the pesky money and occasional outbursts of showmanship. Todd Akin without any political experience or abortions, but with plenty of bull, on the hoof and off.

Stand by, Conservatives: Hillary is going to deliver a doozy.


6 Responses to “Hillary 2016 Campaign: Should Cliven Bundy Take GOP POTUS Nomination?”

  1. Adjoran
    April 24th, 2014 @ 11:41 pm

    First of all, the guy spoke awkwardly, and he is clearly not used to public speaking or writing out what you want to say first so you can word it properly. But these days I get called “raaaaaaaaaaacist!!!!!1!” for questioning Obama’s intelligence, work ethic, spending habits, foreign policy, domestic policy, bike helmet, and Mom jeans, so it isn’t going to make me back off the guy.

    Besides, BLM isn’t after him because of his beliefs. They want to use the public land to benefit private cronies of Harry Reid. Bundy could be a cross between Billy Graham and Pope Francis, and they would still have pulled out the assault troops to kill his cattle.

    On a related note, I see Real Clear Politics is finally interested in how Reid and his sons got so rich. Maybe finally somebody will take a close look, and these crooks will die in prison where they belong.

    in 2008, Democrats just ran McCain’s war record around the country in a bus, against the will of the Tea Party.

    Um, no. There was NO “Tea Party” movement until Rick Santelli’s February 19, 2009 rant from the floor of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange against the bailouts of deadbeats by Obama.

  2. smitty
    April 25th, 2014 @ 4:51 am

    My recommendation to Cliven Bundy is that he not give ammunition to the foe. The Commies are rhetorical gungrabbers and will cheerfully return all ammunition proffered them via the barrel.

  3. Jeanette Victoria
    April 25th, 2014 @ 12:37 pm

    The black family survived centuries of slavery and generations of Jim
    Crow, but it has disintegrated in the wake of the liberals’ expansion
    of the welfare state.

    Thomas Sowell

  4. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    April 25th, 2014 @ 3:13 pm
  5. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    April 25th, 2014 @ 3:15 pm

    That of course is good advice.

  6. Quartermaster
    April 25th, 2014 @ 4:55 pm

    Alas, it is only the older generation, like Sowell and Walter Williams, that remember this little fact. Walter Williams even said that he wanted to marry a black woman and not a white woman. Imagine that.

    The left doesn’t care how much damage they do so long as you keep voting for their stupidity.