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Virginia Democrat Lawmaker Admits Fathering Baby With Teenage Girl

Posted on | May 21, 2015 | 27 Comments

Washington Free Beacon reports:

Virginia Democrat Joe Morrissey admittedon Wednesday morning that he is the father of a child with a teenage girl who was his former secretary, though he denied that he had a sexual relationship with the girl while fighting the charges in court.
Morrissey faced multiple felony charges that could have put him behind bars for up to 41 years, but reached a plea agreement that reduced his time in jail to less than a year and allowed him to maintain his seat in the Virginia House of Delegates.
Morrissey released a pictures to NBC 12 of him holding the baby alongside his former secretary . . .
Morrissey agreed to a special plea agreement which allowed him to accept guilt for the charges without admitting to the charge that he had sex with the girl, Myrna Pride, were true. Throughout his campaign to maintain his seat, which he ran out of a jail cell, he denied that the allegations were true.
Morrissey won reelection as an Independent because Virginia Democrats chose another candidate.
Even after traveling to be with Pride, during the birth of the child, Morrissey maintained he had never had a sexual relationship with the girl.

Democrats: The Jailbait Party.



27 Responses to “Virginia Democrat Lawmaker Admits Fathering Baby With Teenage Girl”

  1. McGehee
    May 21st, 2015 @ 6:50 am

    Voters in that district should be ashamed of themselves, but won’t

  2. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    May 21st, 2015 @ 7:07 am

    The outfits are a nice touch. I am curious to hear the explanation of how he became the father without having sex with the mother. With bovines, to separate the bulls from the cows, it generally involves a farm worker with some plastic tubing and pipettes.

  3. kilo6
    May 21st, 2015 @ 7:19 am

    Mandatory Quagmire content:

  4. Steve Skubinna
    May 21st, 2015 @ 7:32 am

    Admitted to fathering the child, but without having sex with the mother.

    A miracle! Did she deliver in a manger? I hope she names the baby Brian.

  5. Steve Skubinna
    May 21st, 2015 @ 7:33 am

    With humans it involves a turkey baster.

  6. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    May 21st, 2015 @ 7:37 am

    Yes it does…so how can he claim no sex, did she steal the sperm from him? I am looking forward to this explanation.

  7. Steve Skubinna
    May 21st, 2015 @ 7:41 am

    I think it depends on what the meaning if “is” is.

    Seriously, some guy, um, innocently pleasures himself in the vicinity of a turkey baster, and then, unbeknownst to him, a random woman comes along and inadvertently sits on it, and, ummm…

    Well, after that it gets kind of technical. I’m sure Vox could do a better job explaining than I can.

  8. texlovera
    May 21st, 2015 @ 7:49 am

    What a slimy little sonofabitch.

    He needs to be kicked right in his nads. Hard.

  9. M. Thompson
    May 21st, 2015 @ 8:35 am

    Mommas, don’t let your daughters work for politicians

  10. Kory Oransky
    May 21st, 2015 @ 8:39 am

    You left out the best part. The prosecutor is looking into perjury charges because this fine “gentleman” tried to use forged documents to reduce the charges against him.


  11. Kory Oransky
    May 21st, 2015 @ 8:40 am

    Obviously they aren’t. He ran his campaign from jail as an “independent”, and they voted him back in.

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  13. Matt_SE
    May 21st, 2015 @ 10:22 am

    Or maybe Penthouse Forums.

  14. Matt_SE
    May 21st, 2015 @ 10:24 am

    Also not discussed, the girl was Black. I wonder if Democrats aren’t willing to overlook the rapey aspects because this is a joyous occasion of interracial harmony.

    Statistically speaking, she just “baby-mama’ed” quite a ways up.

  15. jayeS
    May 21st, 2015 @ 11:06 am

    Did he marry the girl or is he holding a bastard?

  16. jayeS
    May 21st, 2015 @ 11:07 am

    “Morrissey maintained he had never had a sexual relationship with the girl.”

    Well now, we have a woman who is just like Jesus, gave birth as a virgin! The baby girl is pure as pure with only one DNA. A miracle!

  17. mackykam
    May 21st, 2015 @ 11:53 am

    Democrats do believe in an immaculate conception!

    He didn’t have sex with her, just passed her his used condom. Didn’t know condoms came with instructions that state. ‘ insert here.’

  18. DeadMessenger
    May 21st, 2015 @ 12:51 pm

    She was his secretary, after all. Probably he handed it to her and asked her to “file it”. His mistake was in not telling her where.

  19. Art Deco
    May 21st, 2015 @ 1:10 pm

    It’s worse than reported. The man’s had a career in the House of Delegates after having been disbarred 15 years ago. He has four children by four different women.

  20. richard mcenroe
    May 21st, 2015 @ 1:36 pm

    You cannot do anything low enough that a Democrat will not excuse it, except go to church or vote GOP.

  21. mackykam
    May 21st, 2015 @ 4:16 pm

    He told her alright. She just got distracted between letters A and C.
    Chag Sameach.

  22. mackykam
    May 21st, 2015 @ 4:18 pm

    He should be put up for the Jesse Jackson award.

  23. Wulf2000
    May 21st, 2015 @ 5:34 pm

    The laws are for the little people and the voters in his district are morons but then they complain about the state of the nation.

  24. theoldsargesays
    May 21st, 2015 @ 6:49 pm

    For chilrens with four different women?
    Are we sure that’s the right guy in the photo?

  25. theoldsargesays
    May 21st, 2015 @ 6:50 pm

    Well played.

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    May 23rd, 2015 @ 12:48 pm
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