— compiled by Wombat-socho
Now that I’m an Uber driver, a question I often get asked by my passengers is “Don’t the taxi drivers hate you?” It’s true, a lot of the local taxi companies have adorned their cabs with “No Uber” stickers, but judging from the way the drivers themselves operate, there’s no actual animosity. We’re all in this together, trying to pick up and drop off people in (frequently) crowded and stressful circumstances, and it’s best to just be professional and courteous and let the other guy in ahead of you once in a while. Limousines, on the other hand…but at least those often have attractive drivers, like Miss Kainaz here.
As usual, many of the following links are to pics generally considered NSFW. Your failure to exercise discretion in the timing and location of the clicking is not our problem. You may consider yourself warned.

90 Miles from Tyranny kicks off this week’s links with Morning Mistress, Hot Pick of the Late Night, and Girls with Guns; Goodstuff reminds us “If You See Swamp Thing, Say Swamp Thing!” with Adrienne Barbeau, while Animal Magnetism peers into the future for a Rule 5 Trump Cabinet Friday and the Saturday Gingermageddon. The Last Tradition contributes Kate Moss and Behati Prinsloo, while First Street Journal celebrates women in uniform doing Basic Training.
EBL’s herd of (occasionally mutant) heifers this week includes Kentucky Cankle, Josi Denise, Naked Shakespeare, Ivanka Trump, Too Damn Hot, and Venezuela.
A View from the Beach brings us Maggie Rawlins, Washington D.C. Rockfish Warning Revisited, Actress Accused of “Cultural Appropriation” Over Big Butt, Thursday Morning Wake Up!, “Caught Out in the Rain”, How to Talk Like a Vegan (If You Really Must), Spring Training Needed, Underwear Model Sets Off Uproar, Socialism Progressing as Expected in Venezuela,and STD Infected Zombies Plague New Orleans.
The DaleyGator’s DaleyBabes included Melissa Fumero, Cara Castronouva, Maya Gilbert, Melinda Clarke, Ra Chapman, Sayaka Ohnuki, and Bridget Regan.
American Power returns with Alessandra Ambrosio, Jackie Johnson, April Rose, Blake Lively, Bella Hadid, Brook Power, Denise Schaefer, and Natasha Oakley with Devin Brugman.
Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Eugena Washington, his vintage babe is Patricia Medina, and Sex in Advertising is covered by Elsa Hosk. At Dustbury, it’s Zizi Jeanmaire and Nina Burri.
Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! I’ll be taking the laptop (and the correct adapter!) to Baltimore next week, so links for next week’s Rule 5 Sunday Memorial Day Preview Edition will be due to the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox by midnight on Saturday, May 28. Your links for the FMJRA are also appreciated; those are due by noon on the 28th.
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Adrienne Barbeau‘s stupendous mangoes leads this considerable proletarian cultural revolution meta blog post!
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If You See Swamp Thing, Say Swamp Thing….
Mind your Ps and Qs when talking to Uber Drivers and Taxi Drivers, a lot of them are law enforcement…
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Limo bimbos limbo akimbo. Say that five times really fast!
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“Kentucky Cankle…”
I threw up a little in my mouth.
“Mind your Ps and Qs when talking to Uber Drivers and Taxi Drivers, a lot of them are law enforcement…”
Bwuh? Do you have a source for that?
I have seen it first hand, all over the world…
Since then, occasional sightings have led to the expansion of the myth of the undercover “cop cab,” but little has been proven. In an attempt to find out more about this elusive police tool…
https://www.muckrock.com/news/archives/2016/mar/28/nypd-taxicabs/
Uber received over 400 data requests from US law enforcement in just six months
http://www.theverge.com/2016/4/12/11410610/uber-transparency-report-law-enforcement-data-requests
OK, that article refers to *speculation about* five cabs (no Uber) in New York City. I wouldn’t call that a “lot.”
And this story is about requests *to* Uber from law enforcement – not the other way around, and it doesn’t say anything about drivers “being law enforcement.”
So…. Are you part of law enforcement that moonlights as a taxi driver?
No, I’m an independent businessman that moonlights as a science-fiction writer. But I’m chronically skeptical, and on this claim, remain so.
I’m beginning to think I should preface EBL’s links with a warning: Click At Your Own Risk.
“my room mate Lori Is getting paid on the internet $98/hr”…..!te109urtwo days ago grey MacLaren. P1 I bought after earning 18,512 Dollars..it was my previous month’s payout..just a little over.17k Dollars Last month..3-5 hours job a day…with weekly payouts..it’s realy the simplest. job I have ever Do.. I Joined This 7 months. ago. and now making over hourly. 87 Dollars…Learn. More right Here !te109u:?:?:.?.?.?.? http://GlobalSuperJobsReportsEmploymentsOrganicGetPay-Hour$98…. .????????????????????????????????????????????????????::::::!te109u….,.
It’s all about the Cabs,
All about the cabs,
No Uber.
(and on the wine blogs,
“It’s all about the Cabs,
All about the Cabs,
No Merlot”.)
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