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Terry McAuliffe’s Pyrrhack Victory

Posted on | November 9, 2016 | 2 Comments

by Smitty

The 9th of November, 2016 has a special flavor for those who live in the shadow of George Washington’s Mount Vernon estate. The homo bureaucratus infestation is so bad here that Her Majesty beat Trump at the polling station I support by roughly 3:1.

Elections here are a genteel affair. There is no voter suppression. Everyone is educated and friendly. You know who’s here, how the vote is going to go down (at least in our immediate vicinity), so there is no need do anything other than focus on running a clean election.

You also know that Greasy Terry McAuliffe is the governor. You know that His Lubricant was all-on for Her Majesty, granting by fiat the vote to 60k felons, who, presumably, know who their momma is come election time.

You further know that,

Campaign finance records show Mr. McAuliffe’s political-action committee donated $467,500 to the 2015 state Senate campaign of Dr. Jill McCabe, who is married to Andrew McCabe, now the deputy director of the FBI.

And you certainly haven’t forgotten that the proposed new, $2.5B FBI headquarters is a short walk to the West of the polling station. Oh, and, by the way, the decision that was supposed to happen this December just got bumped to next March, when Barbara Mikulski’s Senate seniority won’t be such an obstruction to giving Maryland the shiv. I, for one, think that locating the facility near riot-torn Baltimore would have the effect of putting the FBI closer to its “customer” base.

Having said all that, I sure hope that The Oily One down there in Richmond understands that honorable Virginians are jeering at him like the disgusting little bottom swab he is. We can’t wait until next year, when we can replace him with somebody honorable like Ed Gillespie.

 

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2 Responses to “Terry McAuliffe’s Pyrrhack Victory”

  1. Did We Just Witness A Colossal Mindfsck? : The Other McCain
    November 10th, 2016 @ 6:35 pm

    […] In the political case, Trump’s apparent weakness, character flaws, silver spoon upbringing, &c, in the context of 8 years of the down-is-the-new-up Obama Administration, made it all too easy to believe that the system is rigged (of course it is–it’s a system), and that we may as well start prepping our survival plans for Her Majesty’s regime. Scott Adams has been writing wonderful blog posts, but 2012 taught us to dismiss the polls at our peril. I wanted Adams to be correct, but just wasn’t going to invest much hope, given that I live in the state of Governor Clown-tard. […]

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    November 13th, 2016 @ 1:05 pm

    […] Terry McAuliffe’s Pyrrhack Victory The 9th of November, 2016 has a special flavor for those who live in the shadow of George Washington’s Mount Vernon estate. The homo bureaucratus infestation is so bad here that Her Majesty beat Trump at the polling station I support by roughly 3:1. […]