A Cheaper Date Than Peterson: 12 Rules
Posted on | February 7, 2018 | Comments Off on A Cheaper Date Than Peterson: 12 Rules
by Smitty
Riffing on JP and McArdle, here are my dozen:
- Relax. Don’t take yourself too seriously. Makes you a big, fat, easy target.
- Integrity is talking about Fight Club when the World would silence you.
- Take the truth seriously, and guard it jealously against all foolishness.
- Grow up: stay sober; eschew debt; pursue knowledge and wisdom.
- Don’t treat your sexuality like a video game. Those naughty bits are worth 1% of your skin area, should you become a burn victim. The fact that it’s the most intense 1% of your relationship doesn’t make the number (or anything else) greater.
- Marry*. Cherish the blessings of spouse and children.
- Read Ecclesiastes 7.
- Everything is easy, when you know how to do it. The learning curve requires dedication.
- People don’t scale. Keep it small; keep your soul.
- Have a budget. Living paycheck to paycheck ain’t livin’. See: Ramsey.
- Take exercise, eat well, and guard your health, to better the extended harassment of the (grand)children.
- Travel, to realize that the human concerns are constant, despite differences in law, language, and culture. Travel further, if needful, to grasp that the United States is a truly rounder wheel. Those godless Commie sodomites who, in the service of Hell, seek to tear this country and Western civilization down, are to be opposed at all points.
*And that is marriage in the actual sense of the word. See Rule 3.
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