Obama’s ‘Real World’ Located In Whole Foods Parking Lot
by Smitty The Obamaturism of the Day quotes the Denver Post: President Barack Obama, who has spent almost all of his career and adult life in academia, law firms, and government, begins his criticism of Mitt Romney by declaring, “those of us who have spent time in the real world . . .” Via Gerard, [...]
#OccupyResoluteDesk Toady, Jay Carney, Disavows Nose On His Face
by Smitty Does anybody really doubt that the anti-American Left is at the root of the #Occupy movement, from the head #Occupier sitting the Resolute Desk on down? Of course, that is a fact-free assertion. However, Lee Stranahan is going to be holding a video seminar for us Real Soon Now. Via American Glob
Barack Obama’s Political Career Reduced To A Brace Of Guns`n`Roses Videos
by Smitty 2008: “It’s so easy, easy, when everybody’s trying to please me. . .” 2012: “Funny how everything was roses when we held onto the guns. . .”
Hawaiian Nativity Now Seemingly Clear
by Smitty I’ve always thought the Birther thing was a Red Herring. Now that someone has gone back and done the research, we may need a new category. Call it a deR Herring. Being born in Hawaii was to far from the vein of racial emotion that BHO was seeking to tap. So we have [...]
Page & Plant Interview In Strolling Drone
Strolling Drone’s intrepid correspondent, Sissypuss, was finally able to score a brief, joint interview with Jimmy Page and Robert Plant for its June 15, 2013 edition. Sissypuss: One of the interesting things about the 2012 campaign was the sudden revelation of Barack Obama’s historical activities. That included being a heretofore unknown 5th member of Led [...]
Obama: As Much Harvard Law Professor As Elizabeth Warren Is Cherokee
by Smitty American Power is all up in arms about Kathy Griffin’s non-command of facts about #OccupyResoluteDesk’s record, calling BHO a Harvard Law Professor. This is misguided. In the Hope & Change era, we have moved on beyond facts. Barack is as much a Harvard Law Professor as: Elizabeth Warren is Cherokee Harry Reid supports [...]
Junk My Dad Says About BHO
by Smitty I usually call my dad on my drive home from work and commiserate. Dad had an interesting take on the whole literary agency ‘born in Keyna‘ business. He worried that the Obama camp is deliberately leaking the information that Breitbart is uncovering a means of rubbing the faces of patriotic Americans in the [...]
#ObamaYachtNames Unexpectedly
by Smitty Here’s a hash where I can play. Having 4.5 years of sea time, I’ve got some obscure jokes. The search doesn’t return all my tweets, especially the obscure ones like ‘Narcissus’ and ‘The Good Ship Venus’. The Good Ship Venus, aka Friggin’ in the Riggin’ Not safe for work:
Is Thurmont Ready for the Occupiers?
When the decision was announced in March that the G-8 summit would be moved from Chicago to Camp David, the “Occupy” movement claimed it as a victory, saying that their planned protests had frightened away the summit organizers. Yesterday, I noted that the Occupiers have announced plans to descend in force on tiny Thurmont, Maryland, the [...]
The Politics Of DirecTV Advertising
by Smitty Via email from Maggie Thurber, we have an epic WSJ comment: When you vote for Obama based on “Hope and Change” you get suckered. When you get suckered you cry in front of your girlfriend during acceptance speeches. When you cry in front of your girlfriend during acceptance speeches, she questions your manhood. [...]
Is ‘Morally Repugnant Political Whores’ an Acceptable Synonym for ‘Democrats’?
Apparently, Mike Huckabee doesn’t think so, because he’s asking Citizens United to pull a fundraising letter he “wrote” that used that phrase to describe Obama’s advisers. Our First Gay President Who Ate a Dog is the target of a $25 million TV advertising campaign by a conservative super-PAC: Isn’t it weird how that ad completely [...]
Fear and Loathing in Thurmont: G-8 Summit Will Be 15 Miles From My House
Oh, I wouldn’t miss this for all the Euros in Athens! Thurmont ready for G-8 Summit, not worried about protests THURMONT, Md. – Eight leaders of the world’s largest economies will converge on Camp David this weekend for the 38th annual G-8 Summit, which will likely bring protesters from Baltimore and Washington, D.C. Caught in [...]
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