The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Why Is Bob Belvedere Monopolizing All the Christina Hendricks Hotness Today?

He’s bogarting all the blog action on the redheaded Mad Men bombshell in lacy lingerie. And nothing can compete with that, not even redheaded Victoria’s Secret model Cintia Dicker in a bikini. She’s cute, but too skinny to compete with those bodacious Christina Hendricks curves. UPDATE: You want to talk about “targeted marketing”? Look what just arrived in […]

The Protocols of the Elders of CTHULHU VIII. Legal Ambiguity

by Smitty (INTRODUCTION) So the figures, a dozen in all, silently entered Schloss Braunschlag, unsure of the protocol. The door opened, and a functionary in a robe, face hidden in a deep hood, entered. The functionary carried a tray with a fishbowl, filled with water, and a glass, half full of water. He walked around […]

Major Publisher Pays Liberal for Book Smearing Glenn Beck

The Washington Post‘s Dana Milbank gets a contract from Doubleday to write a biography tentatively titled, Tears of a Clown. Yeah, I’m still waiting to hear back from Random House on my proposed Keith Olbermann book, Tears of a Pathetic Asshole. That  contract should be arriving any day now . . . UPDATE: There’s another liberal anti-Beck […]

The Protocols of the Elders of CTHULHU VII. Arms Races

by Smitty (INTRODUCTION) The nature of the invitation to Schloss Braunschlag was such to rip the tongue out of a man’s head. The fellow, seated across from me, near the front, with his back to the window overlooking Lake Totenkopf, started to come to his feet, beginning to raise his hand. His mouth opened, and […]

The Protocols of the Elders of CTHULHU VI. Monopolies

by Smitty (INTRODUCTION) There was almost temptation to engage in conversation, but also fear. They were non-verbal men to begin with, and the nature of the meeting engendered neither warmth nor loquaciousness. The one attendee I thought I recognized seemed to grow more restless. It was obvious that he’d amassed his power and fortune by […]

If You’re White and You Voted
Against Obama, You’re a Racist

You knew that already, right? But here’s the kicker: If you’re white and you voted for Obama, you’re a racist anyway. At some point, Webster’s Dictionary will be updated so that the entry for “racist” will read in its entirety “see: Caucasian.” (Hat-tip: VodkaPundit.)

MSM, GOP and NY23

In an article about the Tea Party movement, the Los Angeles Times re-writes the history of Doug Hoffman’s campaign last year in New York’s 23rd District: Many Republican Party leaders have welcomed [Tea Party involvement in local GOP organizations], particularly because they worried that the energy driving the tea party movement might create a third party […]

The Protocols of the Elders of CTHULHU V. Creation of the Global Government

by Smitty (INTRODUCTION) Why else would such an august man be going to Schloss Braunschlag, dressed like a head of state, alone, without the usual retinue? The meeting had gone on past the usual time when a break for biological necessities would have occurred. Yet the speaker droned on. While the honor of being invited […]

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