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Rule 5 in the News: New Jersey Prudes Call Cops on Nude Snow Sculpture

Posted on | March 3, 2010 | 16 Comments

The same kind of anti-fun activists who complain about the Pamela Anderson blog ad are everywhere:

She was a frosty Venus de Milo, but one Rahway family’s snow-packed tribute to the Greek goddess of love and beauty was another person’s pornography.
Maria Conneran and her family worked feverishly to fashion their armless, nude snowlady from last week’s heap of snow, grabbing attention and photographs on Rahway’s Colonia Boulevard. . . .
Among the visitors was a patrolman dispatched to the Conneran household after Rahway police received an anonymous complaint “of a naked snow woman,” said Sgt. Dominick Sforza. . . .
“Curvaceous, bodacious and booty-licious,” said Elisa Gonzalez, a court reporter who built the snow goddess with her daughter, Maria Conneran, 21 and son, Jack Shearing, 12. . . .
When the officer arrived, Gonzalez said, he was apologetic and appreciative of the snowlady and her assets.
“He said, ‘It’s very good,’” Gonzalez recalled.
Despite his appreciation, the officer then asked the family to dress the snowlady. Nonplussed, they complied with a green bikini top and a blue sarong around her ample hips.

Thanks to Newsbusters managing editor Ken Shepherd for the Twitter tip.

Category: Rule 5

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16 Responses to “Rule 5 in the News: New Jersey Prudes Call Cops on Nude Snow Sculpture”

  1. William
    March 3rd, 2010 @ 1:29 pm

    You can clearly see where her NIPS and Vajayjay would go! Scandalous!

    …plus she’s posing next to that innocent snow statue.

  2. William
    March 3rd, 2010 @ 6:29 pm

    You can clearly see where her NIPS and Vajayjay would go! Scandalous!

    …plus she’s posing next to that innocent snow statue.

  3. Dave C
    March 3rd, 2010 @ 6:49 pm

    Fake.. She’s using snowballs as implants.

  4. Dave C
    March 3rd, 2010 @ 1:49 pm

    Fake.. She’s using snowballs as implants.

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  7. Joe
    March 3rd, 2010 @ 8:43 pm

    Had they given it a snow penis they could have defended it on diversity grounds.

    Nice folks, well done snow sculpture, historical classical reference, they should have told the cop no, but they were too polite.

    Hey wait a second? They were nice and polite in New Jersey?

  8. Joe
    March 3rd, 2010 @ 3:43 pm

    Had they given it a snow penis they could have defended it on diversity grounds.

    Nice folks, well done snow sculpture, historical classical reference, they should have told the cop no, but they were too polite.

    Hey wait a second? They were nice and polite in New Jersey?

  9. Bob Belvedere
    March 3rd, 2010 @ 10:18 pm

    I claim the weaponized snow for my side in The War Of The Cleavage!

  10. Bob Belvedere
    March 3rd, 2010 @ 5:18 pm

    I claim the weaponized snow for my side in The War Of The Cleavage!

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  12. Little Miss Attila
    March 4th, 2010 @ 7:56 am

    Point taken, though I’m not POSITIVE I’d compare the Venus de Milo with Pamela Anderson.

  13. Little Miss Attila
    March 4th, 2010 @ 2:56 am

    Point taken, though I’m not POSITIVE I’d compare the Venus de Milo with Pamela Anderson.

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  15. Andrew Sansone
    March 4th, 2010 @ 11:57 pm

    Can you say RIDICULOUS?! I had this on my show today http://bit.ly/9Tl8dd

  16. Andrew Sansone
    March 4th, 2010 @ 6:57 pm

    Can you say RIDICULOUS?! I had this on my show today http://bit.ly/9Tl8dd