Married at 10? Divorced at 12? Hey, Who Wants to Play ‘Guess Which Religion’?

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If you guessed “Lutheran,” try again:

Nujood is a Yemeni girl . . . 

(Doggone, I was going to guess “Belgian.”)

. . . and it’s no coincidence that Yemen abounds both in child brides and in terrorists . . . 

(Beware of the Utah Liberation Front!)

For Nujood, the nightmare began at age 10 when her family told her that she would be marrying a deliveryman in his 30s. . . .

(I’m guessing the deliveryman was Methodist, right?)

Her new husband forced her to drop out of school (she was in the second grade) because a married woman shouldn’t be a student. . . .

(Typical patriarchal Methodist!)

Nujood’s father asked the husband not to touch her until a year after she had had her first menstrual period. But as soon as they were married, she writes, her husband forced himself on her. . . .

(Methodists don’t take “no” for an answer.)

Yemeni journalists turned Nujood into a cause célèbre, and she eventually won her divorce. The publicity inspired others, including an 8-year-old Saudi girl married to a man in his 50s, to seek annulments and divorces. . . .

(Saudi Methodists — the worst kind.)

At first, Nujood’s brothers criticized her for shaming the family. . . .

(No self-respecting Yemeni Lutheran would get divorced.)

There are a couple of reasons countries that marginalize women often end up unstable. First, those countries usually have very high birth rates . . .

(Pre-pubescent girls can’t get pregnant, but the time to explain that to a Yemeni Methodist deliveryman is probably not on his wedding night.)

Second, those countries also tend to practice polygamy and have higher death rates for girls. That means fewer marriageable women — and more frustrated bachelors to be recruited by extremists. . . .

Polygamy and extremism — these are frequently occuring problems among fundamentalist Methodists. But maybe you noticed something kind of interesting here:

Not once in the entirety of his 807-word column did Nicolas Kristof name the religion of Nujood and her ex-husband.

Wonder why that is?

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  11. Ooh!Ooh! Pick Me!Pick me! I know the answer! It must be Yemeni Fundamentalist Mormons!

  14. I guess that’s why we never hear much about Muslim Democrats. They are so gosh darn below the radar that no one ever sees them!

  15. I guess that’s why we never hear much about Muslim Democrats. They are so gosh darn below the radar that no one ever sees them!

  18. Second, those countries also tend to practice polygamy and have higher death rates for girls.

    Never say why they have “higher” death rates for girls…could it be because Islam tells you to kill them if they so much as sneeze wrong, lest they dishonor the family.

  19. Second, those countries also tend to practice polygamy and have higher death rates for girls.

    Never say why they have “higher” death rates for girls…could it be because Islam tells you to kill them if they so much as sneeze wrong, lest they dishonor the family.

  22. Not once in the entirety of his 807-word column did Nicolas Kristof name the religion of Nujood and her ex-husband.

    Wonder why that is?

    Because the Pope wouldn’t let him?

    Wait, no, those aren’t Catholic names. Time for a new theory.

    Adding to AmyP’s comment: the “higher” death rates for girls also probably have something to do with having 13-year-old girls having sex, getting pregnant, giving birth, and doing so without adequate medical care (as if there is such a thing).

    That brings me to my next point: what is it with the way that the Leftists and the whack jobs in the Middle East (religion unnamed) that hate the idea of female virgins who are over the age of 10?

  23. Not once in the entirety of his 807-word column did Nicolas Kristof name the religion of Nujood and her ex-husband.

    Wonder why that is?

    Because the Pope wouldn’t let him?

    Wait, no, those aren’t Catholic names. Time for a new theory.

    Adding to AmyP’s comment: the “higher” death rates for girls also probably have something to do with having 13-year-old girls having sex, getting pregnant, giving birth, and doing so without adequate medical care (as if there is such a thing).

    That brings me to my next point: what is it with the way that the Leftists and the whack jobs in the Middle East (religion unnamed) that hate the idea of female virgins who are over the age of 10?

  24. A bit cowardly of Nick not to meantion Islam, but he did take the lead on pointing out the Muslim on Muslim violence in Sudan (with the Sudanese committed genocide on fellow Muslims who happen to be darker…hmmm, I thought there was no racism in Islam).

    It must be Bush’s fault somehow…

    Oh wait, I just channelled some Nick Kristof there with that last sentance. Disregard.

  25. A bit cowardly of Nick not to meantion Islam, but he did take the lead on pointing out the Muslim on Muslim violence in Sudan (with the Sudanese committed genocide on fellow Muslims who happen to be darker…hmmm, I thought there was no racism in Islam).

    It must be Bush’s fault somehow…

    Oh wait, I just channelled some Nick Kristof there with that last sentance. Disregard.

  28. He didn’t mention the girl’s religion because it is irrelevant to the story, which is more about human rights and child abuse than religion.

  29. He didn’t mention the girl’s religion because it is irrelevant to the story, which is more about human rights and child abuse than religion.

  30. And just think, boys and girls, this religion – complete with all of it’s…ahhhhh….rather unusual marital practices, is putting down roots at a mosque near you!! And when you attempt to apply 21st century law you shall be thwarted at every turn.

    “Our religion allows us to rape little girls and that’s none of your damned business!”

  31. And just think, boys and girls, this religion – complete with all of it’s…ahhhhh….rather unusual marital practices, is putting down roots at a mosque near you!! And when you attempt to apply 21st century law you shall be thwarted at every turn.

    “Our religion allows us to rape little girls and that’s none of your damned business!”

  32. […] Married at 10? Divorced at 12? Hey, Who Wants to Play ‘Guess Which Religion’? Y’all know the answer, but its a fun game to play.  Sort of like ‘name the Commie in the White House.’ […]

  33. I see a golden opportunity for NOW to make themselves relevant again. Gee, I wonder if they’ll take me up on it.

  34. I see a golden opportunity for NOW to make themselves relevant again. Gee, I wonder if they’ll take me up on it.

  35. Red
    March 4th, 2010 @ 04 40
    I was going to guess ‘Kentucky’.

    It’s not mentioned whether or not they were cousins.

    I kid, I kid.

  36. Red
    March 4th, 2010 @ 04 40
    I was going to guess ‘Kentucky’.

    It’s not mentioned whether or not they were cousins.

    I kid, I kid.

  37. He didn’t mention the girl’s religion because it is irrelevant to the story, which is more about human rights and child abuse than religion.

    Tex: isn’t that like saying that AIDS deaths are about inadequate medical care, not about a virus? Child abuse and human rights violations are the symptoms of the problem which are, as such symptoms of such problems often are, problematic in of themselves. That in no way negates the underlying issue.

  38. He didn’t mention the girl’s religion because it is irrelevant to the story, which is more about human rights and child abuse than religion.

    Tex: isn’t that like saying that AIDS deaths are about inadequate medical care, not about a virus? Child abuse and human rights violations are the symptoms of the problem which are, as such symptoms of such problems often are, problematic in of themselves. That in no way negates the underlying issue.

  40. “He didn’t mention the girl’s religion because it is irrelevant to the story, which is more about human rights and child abuse than religion.”

    What a wanker.

    Of course, we believe you. It’s ALL about ‘religion’, or rather, the political ideology that is called ‘Islam’.

    Islam is fascism.
    Islam is evil.

    Mohammed was the anti-Christ.
    Mohammed was a mass murderer, multiple rapist, bigamist with 14 ‘wives’, and a paedophile.

  41. “He didn’t mention the girl’s religion because it is irrelevant to the story, which is more about human rights and child abuse than religion.”

    What a wanker.

    Of course, we believe you. It’s ALL about ‘religion’, or rather, the political ideology that is called ‘Islam’.

    Islam is fascism.
    Islam is evil.

    Mohammed was the anti-Christ.
    Mohammed was a mass murderer, multiple rapist, bigamist with 14 ‘wives’, and a paedophile.

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