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Say ‘No’ To Crack!

Posted on | April 17, 2010 | 10 Comments

by Smitty (via Vanderleun)

Here is a designer product that you wear when you want to go around scandalously clad while selectively hiding something, in this case, gluteal cleavage.

One is torn between the desire to applaud the capitalism at work and the need to point out that, over time, modesty itself is the most powerful attractant women can wield. I’m not sure whether that works for men. If so, Stacy is fortunate to be off the market. 😉

Category: Rule 5

Comments

10 Responses to “Say ‘No’ To Crack!”

  1. McGehee
    April 17th, 2010 @ 9:29 am

    WTF? Have they stopped making belts?

  2. McGehee
    April 17th, 2010 @ 2:29 pm

    WTF? Have they stopped making belts?

  3. smitty
    April 17th, 2010 @ 4:32 pm

    @McGehee,
    There was a booty bailout on page 1,739 of some recent legislation.

  4. smitty
    April 17th, 2010 @ 11:32 am

    @McGehee,
    There was a booty bailout on page 1,739 of some recent legislation.

  5. Patrick
    April 17th, 2010 @ 4:50 pm

    Designer whore tats…

    In-farking-credible.

  6. Patrick
    April 17th, 2010 @ 11:50 am

    Designer whore tats…

    In-farking-credible.

  7. Joe
    April 17th, 2010 @ 5:55 pm

    Plumbers should print ads on them and give them out as promotional items. They would probably more effective than those refrigerator magnets.

  8. Joe
    April 17th, 2010 @ 12:55 pm

    Plumbers should print ads on them and give them out as promotional items. They would probably more effective than those refrigerator magnets.

  9. John Doe
    April 17th, 2010 @ 10:52 pm

    Damn that person who invented that dastardly product! I want crack, and I want it now!

  10. John Doe
    April 17th, 2010 @ 5:52 pm

    Damn that person who invented that dastardly product! I want crack, and I want it now!