The Other McCain

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Fingers Malloy: ‘I Am Not a Crook’

Posted on | August 24, 2010 | 23 Comments

“In 2008, the McCain for President PAC gave me half a carton of Lucky Strikes to write a post entitled John McCain is the Shizzle Dizzle.”
— Fingers Malloy, “I Took The Money And Stuff”

Category: Blogging, Corruption, humor

Comments

23 Responses to “Fingers Malloy: ‘I Am Not a Crook’”

  1. Kojocaro
    August 24th, 2010 @ 9:44 pm

    John mccain is the shizzle dizzle?

    La raza and Al gore agree with ya

  2. Kojocaro
    August 24th, 2010 @ 5:44 pm

    John mccain is the shizzle dizzle?

    La raza and Al gore agree with ya

  3. Kojocaro
    August 24th, 2010 @ 9:45 pm

    oh i also forgot to add russ feingold to the fray

  4. Kojocaro
    August 24th, 2010 @ 5:45 pm

    oh i also forgot to add russ feingold to the fray

  5. Live Free Or Die
    August 24th, 2010 @ 9:59 pm

    So John McCain supports Shamnesty AND encourages SMOKING? Arizona, please send him to the Old RINO Home, not back to elective office.

  6. Live Free Or Die
    August 24th, 2010 @ 5:59 pm

    So John McCain supports Shamnesty AND encourages SMOKING? Arizona, please send him to the Old RINO Home, not back to elective office.

  7. Robert Stacy McCain
    August 24th, 2010 @ 10:13 pm

    Obviously, no one would blog in favor of John McCain unless they were paid to do it. Knowing Malloy to be a total prostitute, I’m mainly shocked that he couldn’t at least get a full carton of Lucky Strikes.

  8. Robert Stacy McCain
    August 24th, 2010 @ 6:13 pm

    Obviously, no one would blog in favor of John McCain unless they were paid to do it. Knowing Malloy to be a total prostitute, I’m mainly shocked that he couldn’t at least get a full carton of Lucky Strikes.

  9. Kojocaro
    August 24th, 2010 @ 10:18 pm

    just waiting for estragon to run away crying that we are just being McCainophobes 🙂

  10. Kojocaro
    August 24th, 2010 @ 6:18 pm

    just waiting for estragon to run away crying that we are just being McCainophobes 🙂

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  12. JeffS
    August 24th, 2010 @ 10:57 pm

    Knowing Malloy to be a total prostitute, I’m mainly shocked that he couldn’t at least get a full carton of Lucky Strikes.

    Maybe McCain bummed the other half back afterwards?

  13. JeffS
    August 24th, 2010 @ 6:57 pm

    Knowing Malloy to be a total prostitute, I’m mainly shocked that he couldn’t at least get a full carton of Lucky Strikes.

    Maybe McCain bummed the other half back afterwards?

  14. Fingers Malloy
    August 24th, 2010 @ 11:04 pm

    In my defense, old man McCain drives a hard bargain. My only choices were the Lucky Strikes or playing “7 minutes in heaven” with his daughter Meghan.

    The smokes seemed like the healthier choice…

  15. Fingers Malloy
    August 24th, 2010 @ 7:04 pm

    In my defense, old man McCain drives a hard bargain. My only choices were the Lucky Strikes or playing “7 minutes in heaven” with his daughter Meghan.

    The smokes seemed like the healthier choice…

  16. JeffS
    August 24th, 2010 @ 11:24 pm

    The other OTHER McCain, I mean. Not you, Stacy. You’re probably a Marlboro Man.

  17. JeffS
    August 24th, 2010 @ 7:24 pm

    The other OTHER McCain, I mean. Not you, Stacy. You’re probably a Marlboro Man.

  18. Lisa Graas
    August 25th, 2010 @ 2:43 am

    Do I want to know why this gentleman is called “Fingers”?

    No. No, I don’t.

  19. Lisa Graas
    August 24th, 2010 @ 10:43 pm

    Do I want to know why this gentleman is called “Fingers”?

    No. No, I don’t.

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  21. Kojocaro
    August 25th, 2010 @ 4:51 pm

    lisa it’s because his fingers were up mccain’s ass……………alright i will shut up now

  22. Kojocaro
    August 25th, 2010 @ 12:51 pm

    lisa it’s because his fingers were up mccain’s ass……………alright i will shut up now

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