TOP NEWS
Kim Jong-il Appoints Heir Apparent General
Second son of “Dear Leader” now NKPA general; experts regard this as more proof that he’s next in line.
Rahm Emanuel Likely to Leave White House This Week
Rats, sinking ship, etc…also close to decision on run for mayor of Chicago.
Pentagon on Stuxnet Worm Afflicting Iran: “No Comment”
Who, us?
CIA Steps Up Drone Attacks In Pakistan
Taliban women, minorities hardest hit
POLITICS
VP Biden to Democratic Base: Stop Whining
Obama & Biden Plead for help from student-age voters
Local taxes affect Congressional elections
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Southwest Airlines Shells Out $1.4 Billion For AirTran
Asian Markets Drop After Profit-Taking
Maker of BlackBerry Introduces Tablet
E-Books No Bargain For Authors
SPORTS
Phillies Crush Nats 8-0, Clinch NL East
Cleveland Still Steaming Over LeBron James’ Departure
Colts Prez Sez: 18-game Season Is “Done Deal”
FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Christina Aguilera: More curves than ever?
Swift in for Lohan? Not so fast, says Swift
George Lopez and wife to divorce after 17 years
FOREIGNERS
Venezuelan opposition gains power in National Assembly
United opposition can now block Chavez
Irish, Portuguese Rock The EU Boat
Germany to phase out conscription, return to all-volunteer professional army
Iraqi guerrillas continue to be revolting
BLOGS & STUFF
“They told me that if I voted for John McCain…”
Speaking of Astroturf, how about that Coffee Party convention?
Ok, i see i get summarily deleted. Whatever. I shall now refrain from posting at Wombat’s comment threads until such time LIVE AT FIVE gets consistent double digit comment counts.
Delete this and feel good about yourself.
Kim-Jong Il and his famly are pure evil and the face of marxism
family*