‘Ran Into Rahm Emmanuel In The Train Station This Morning’

by Smitty

Narrative due to Williscroft:

“Rahm!” I shouted, walking up & sticking out my hand. He took it and gave it a limp-wristed shake, smiling something trite. I gripped hard and didn’t let go.

“You’re in for a pretty hard time come Election Day, aren’t you?” I said, breathing down into his little chimp face.

“We all are, brother,” he said, squirming a little.

“Nah.” I said. “Just you.” Let go of his hoof. “Thanks for f*****g up my country, a*****e.”

And I floated off to my train, feeling FINE!

15 comments

  1. So, if I use profanity, then you are above my level? Elite much? If the point you are stumbling around trying to make is that “It’s not nice to curse”, then thanks grandma.

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