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Groped by Donald Duck

Posted on | January 5, 2011 | 5 Comments

Is nothing sacred?

A Pennsylvania woman who claims Donald Duck groped her at Disney’s Epcot theme park can have her day in court, a federal judge has ruled.
Disney must defend itself against April Magolon’s claims that the character grabbed her breast as she held her child at the Walt Disney World park and then joked about it.

She claims to be suffering post-traumatic stress disorder. I understand that Donald Duck has been forced to resign in disgrace from Epcot, and is now working as a TSA agent at the Orlando airport.

Category: Crime

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