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Steven Crowder, Social Security, a Video Camera and a Few Too Many Red Bulls

Posted on | September 15, 2011 | 9 Comments

An automatic formula for viral YouTube immortality:

Steven, if you’re going to chug a four-pack of Red Bulls, you might as well just save time and go straight for the meth, dude.

Category: humor, Video

Comments

9 Responses to “Steven Crowder, Social Security, a Video Camera and a Few Too Many Red Bulls”

  1. Lisa Marie
    September 16th, 2011 @ 4:36 am

    Yeah, wow, that’s some fast talking…

  2. Anamika
    September 16th, 2011 @ 4:38 am

    Well I can’t speak for any farm animals, but I happen to know that human sheep seem to like getting f*cked.

    Why else would they keep voting for Republicans?

    There’s got to be a payoff SOMEWHERE!

  3. Anonymous
    September 16th, 2011 @ 5:12 am

    Don’t you have trouble getting a WiFi signal with that steel superstructure overhead?

  4. Anamika
    September 16th, 2011 @ 9:22 am

    From the time it first dawned on some old hairy primitive man in a cave to want to convince another old hairy primitive man in a cave to do something, the mind game has remained ever popular. Usually, there is an underlying reason for it, but just like any board game or card game or video game, they can be played just for fun.

  5. Anonymous
    September 16th, 2011 @ 9:59 am

    idk about that, but I have no trouble deleting its posts, so it’s all good.

  6. Anonymous
    September 16th, 2011 @ 1:23 pm

    Sadly, while he is a little nutty everything he said it true. Only government could call something an illegal fraud and then devise something nearly identical and mandate participation.

  7. Matt Lewis
    September 16th, 2011 @ 1:45 pm

    Steven, if you’re going to chug a four-pack of Red Bulls, you might as well just save time and go straight for the meth, dude.

    Nononono….Four Loko!

  8. Anamika
    September 16th, 2011 @ 2:38 pm

    I love Wombat because for one thing, he indulges me and only occasionally calls me on my shit.

    Which even that I love.

  9. Anonymous
    September 16th, 2011 @ 3:29 pm

    Well I’m sure we’re all heartwarmed by that, yet the unanswered question remains.