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The Todd Palin Legal Defense Fund

Posted on | September 15, 2011 | 147 Comments

Todd Palin helps his wife sign autographs after her Sept. 5 rally
in Manchester, N.H. (Photo by Peter Ingemi.)

A source who doesn’t need to hide behind a cloak of anonymity:

“This is a man who has been relentlessly stalking my family to the point of moving in right next door to us to harass us and spy on us to satisfy his creepy obsession with my wife. His book is full of disgusting lies, innuendo, and smears. Even The New York Times called this book ‘dated, petty,’ and [said] that it ‘chases caustic, unsubstantiated gossip.’”
— Todd Palin

During my trip to Wasilla last year, I told Todd Palin that if he had shot Levi Johnston, no jury in the world would have convicted him, and his wife’s poll numbers would have gone up.

Our conversation was informal and off-the-record, so readers are left to imagine Todd’s reaction, but certainly the Palins can’t be held responsible for every crazy thing a journalist says. (It was, after all, merely a hypothetical.) And neither can the Palins be blamed for what I’m suggesting now.

Joe McGinniss deserves The Mother of All Ass-Whuppings, and Todd Palin ought to give him exactly what he deserves.

So I’m asking readers to go make a $25 donation to SarahPAC to help defray Todd’s legal expenses when he shows up at McGinniss’s first book signing and pounds that scurvy worm into a bloody pulp.

Please give $25 to SarahPAC, so that we can bail Todd Palin out on that assault charge — and then fly him to the next Joe McGinniss book signing to deliver yet another brutal ass-whupping.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Just give $25 to SarahPAC, you see, and we’ll cover Todd Palin’s legal expenses and fly him to wherever Joe McGinniss appears in public, turning McGinniss’s book tour into a nationwide beatdown tour.

After McGinniss gets out of the hospital from his first ass-whupping, he’ll probably get a restraining order against Todd. Still, Random House will be forced to hire armed security to protect Creepy Joe because, hey, what’s a restraining order to an insulted husband who’s got thousands of loyal supporters donating $25 each to cover his legal expenses?

Bonus suggestion: Sarah PAC should hire a documentary crew to chronicle Todd Palin’s “One Nation Joe McGinniss Ass-Whupping Tour.”

Proceeds from sales of the DVD would go to defray Joe McGinniss’s medical bills. “Compassionate conservatism” and all that.

TODD PALIN FOR FIRST DUDE
Because Once His Wife Is President, He Can Start
Whupping Asses in the White House Press Corps

UPDATE: Linked by Da Tech Guy, God’s Own Crunk, Republican Redefined and Jay Tea at Wizbang — thanks!

Meanwhile, dismayed by the number of commenters who think I’m (merely) joking: TODD PALIN DEFENSE FUND UPDATE!

Category: Media Bias, Sarah Palin

Comments

147 Responses to “The Todd Palin Legal Defense Fund”

  1. Anonymous
    September 15th, 2011 @ 11:23 pm

    And enjoys an eclectic variety of web sites.

  2. Garym
    September 15th, 2011 @ 11:23 pm

    She writes from the democrat playbook. Soros must be so proud.

  3. Anonymous
    September 15th, 2011 @ 11:25 pm

    I’d say deplorably pathetic.

  4. rosalie
    September 15th, 2011 @ 11:37 pm

    You sound as though you were taken at a very young age and indoctrinated by the left. 

  5. Garym
    September 15th, 2011 @ 11:44 pm

    He would definitely be an improvement over the sasquatch that sucks up all of our taxpayer dollars for her nice vacations.

  6. Anonymous
    September 15th, 2011 @ 11:58 pm

    And she’s the best of the lot we’ve seen lately. Still dropping the hammer on her. It’s fall semester and I don’t have time to be creative with all these twatwaffles.

  7. Dell Cameron
    September 16th, 2011 @ 12:47 am

    What a joke.  Take that $25 dollars and donate it to something that matters. 1500 homes were just destroyed in Texas and those families have nothing. I think there’s a fund for widows and children of dead American soldiers somewhere. Oh, here it is…http://www.cfsrf.org/

    SarahPAC is a joke. She’ll never hold public office again. Her and Todd paid 500,000k in legal fees fighting off a barrage of ethics violation and bribery charges. Just like her mentor Ted Stevens and the rest of Alaska’s “Corrupt Bastards Club.” 5 Alaskan state representatives were indicted on corruption charges.

    This entire article is an exercise in hypocrisy and supporters of it obviously have poor moral values; the essence of human waste. The Todd Palin Legal Defense Fund…. he’s a millionaire. Go get some water and wash the wool out of your eyes you bunch of gullible hicks.

  8. Anonymous
    September 16th, 2011 @ 12:52 am

    I’m resolved that if I ever meet Bill Maher, I’ll break is nose. Just so Todd Palin doesn’t have to.

  9. Garym
    September 16th, 2011 @ 1:36 am

    Wombat, you so funny!!

  10. Anonymous
    September 16th, 2011 @ 3:10 am

    Looks like Todd was never the “first dude” after all.

  11. Anonymous
    September 16th, 2011 @ 3:20 am

    The anti-President and Armed-Forces Commander-In-Chief-Elect Sarah Louise Ronald Wilson Reagan Heath Palin brigades have exausted their amunition and emptied their garbage cans on her and President-Elect and Mr Todd Palin are still standing head and shoulders and arms and legs over their every detractor. 

    Meanwhile, down at our 1600 Pann place, the thinnest-skinned most pathologically-narcissistic mummy’s baby boy is cowering gutlessly behind his anti-President-Elect Palin Brigades. 

    President-Elect Palin’s for the taking! 

  12. Anonymous
    September 16th, 2011 @ 3:23 am

    Why not lynch Glen Rice? He was the first dude before Todd was.

  13. Garym
    September 16th, 2011 @ 4:17 am

    Here’s something new, a progressive calling a conservative a raaaaacist. Anything new in your playbook?
    P.S. I heard Barack needs his fire lit, why don’t you go take care of that for him.

  14. Mudshark
    September 16th, 2011 @ 4:30 am

    You are a cunt.

  15. Anonymous
    September 16th, 2011 @ 6:49 am

    Here’s what I don’t get. Why would Mrs. Mama Grizzly, Buck Up or Stay In the Truck, Conservative Feminist, I’ve Got Big Guns and Know How to Use Them, need her husband to defend her with a written statement that uses anonymous sources? 

    But by all means, please keep sending money to SarahPAC. There’s a lot of America the Palins haven’t vacationed in yet.

  16. Disillusioned
    September 16th, 2011 @ 9:21 am

    God, metaphorically, help this country. It no longer works, say hello to anarchy morons….

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  18. Anonymous
    September 16th, 2011 @ 11:56 am

    Let’s beat up everyone who disagrees with us.
    Actually, let’s pay someone else to do it.
    Brilliant plan.

  19. Anonymous
    September 16th, 2011 @ 12:04 pm

    Why do you hate Obama?

  20. Kristy Patullo
    September 16th, 2011 @ 2:03 pm

    A very creative way of getting people to donate to SarahPac! Bravo!

  21. RJ Ray
    September 16th, 2011 @ 2:39 pm

    I was just redirected over here and I’m glad I was this site is really good for laughs, A guy? named Stacy who likes reading about conservative she/males and offers a reach around reward ?? How flaming queer is that ? I’ll bet he was on Congressman Foley and Senator Craigs speed dials ha !!
    In actuality he is probably sitting in his mothers basement in his underwear staring at his musclemen magazines and daydreaming of Sarah Palin mounting him from behind with a strap on while he blows Todd, You’re just one sick puppy aren’t you Stacy ?

  22. Larry
    September 16th, 2011 @ 2:43 pm

    This is really a weird little fantasy you have going on here.  It seems just a little bit over the “fan of” line – more into the “worship” area.    It’s kind of interesting, like a scary bug is interesting if you know what I mean.

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  24. Michaelll
    September 16th, 2011 @ 4:04 pm

    Really sad how many people on here defend a scumbag they’ve never met and criticize a guy who’s spent infinitely more time around said scumbag than they have.

    She’s a liar, she’s a quitter and a corrupt POS. 
    You guys probably all think Bachmann, Perry and Romney are awesome candidates for POTUS, huh?
    “Better than BO!”, they say.Yeah, just give the millionaires a donation for the suggested assault and get back to the couch — you’re missing important fox news updates!

  25. Garym
    September 16th, 2011 @ 4:14 pm

    Some more progressive tolerance. Isn’t that nice!

  26. Anonymous
    September 16th, 2011 @ 4:42 pm

    The Palins are grifters and hypocrites……$arah didn’t even have the guts to serve as governor.!

  27. Avery Ant
    September 16th, 2011 @ 5:14 pm

    The Palins will never be anything other than think-skinned greedy, attention starved, celebrity-wannabe White Trash Snowbilly hypocrites.  

  28. Anonymous
    September 16th, 2011 @ 5:47 pm

    The desperation waltz continues.

    Keep it up “progressives,” hits is hits.

  29. Anonymous
    September 16th, 2011 @ 5:55 pm

    The $20/hr more you get paid on talk shows if you use the more “academic” sounding word.

  30. Anonymous
    September 16th, 2011 @ 7:02 pm

    “Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.”

    Above quote sums up my take, Mr. McCain. While I too loathe what McGinniss  has written, I would never advocate violence as a response, and you doing so is beyond the pale. Shame on you!

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  32. Jim Shorts
    September 16th, 2011 @ 11:58 pm

    It would be a lot more shocking if he found out she had any redeeming qualities.

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  35. Anonymous
    September 17th, 2011 @ 2:56 pm

    Inciting violence is pretty desperate, as well as illegal and sick. So what is your point? Or as usual, Palindrones can’t make a coherent point.

  36. Anonymous
    September 17th, 2011 @ 3:13 pm

    This plan of yours to incite violence, why do you want to do that?

  37. Garym
    September 17th, 2011 @ 3:43 pm

    Whats worse, inciting violence or poor reading comprehension?

  38. just a conservative girl
    September 17th, 2011 @ 4:21 pm

    Sarah Palin made how much money last year?  I think they can afford their own legal defense fund.

  39. Anonymous
    September 17th, 2011 @ 4:57 pm

    She probably could, but for a public figure that’s a high bar to clear.

  40. Anonymous
    September 17th, 2011 @ 5:10 pm

    Said by a nimrod who got a swirly a day.

  41. Raymond
    September 17th, 2011 @ 7:50 pm

    Sally, have you tried eating Vietnamese bamboo with side dish Bolitas and spanish fly? try it…just once and you will see the difference!!

  42. Chet Becker
    September 17th, 2011 @ 9:08 pm

    Great stuff!!

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