The Other McCain

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Posted on | October 6, 2011 | 17 Comments

My 19-year-old son James bought himself a new Poulan chainsaw tonight and immediately decided he need to post a photo to his Facebook page. I’m not worried about his safety. But he if ever buys a laptop . . .



  1. Adjoran
    October 7th, 2011 @ 1:04 am

    Well, Christmas is coming . . . who needs a leather mask that let’s his crazed eyes shine through?

    Remind me not to buy any sausage from that young man, though . . .

  2. Anonymous
    October 7th, 2011 @ 1:10 am

    18″ ??  Even my girlfriend would admit that’s longer than 18″…..

  3. TC_LeatherPenguin
    October 7th, 2011 @ 2:06 am

    Wow… I see that pic and think, “Let’s clear the crap” and my grand-uncle from Cullen is demanding I bang down room temp guiness.

  4. MrPaulRevere
    October 7th, 2011 @ 3:35 am

    The animal part of my brain likes to play word/image association games. The first thing I thought of when I saw that chainsaw was…Lawrence O’Donnell…

  5. jwallin
    October 7th, 2011 @ 3:36 am

    For the Zombie hoards I presume?

    Remind him of the rules:
    always cut so it won’t bind
    keep it sharp a dull blade is a killer
    never remove the safety guards
    wear heavy boots
    let the saw do the cutting

    Of course he’s young and won’t listen so pray.

  6. TC_LeatherPenguin
    October 7th, 2011 @ 4:05 am

    Congratulations, Your Begotten is now an Internet penis.


  7. Anonymous
    October 7th, 2011 @ 5:15 am

    I approve of this product/service.

  8. Bob Belvedere
    October 7th, 2011 @ 7:05 am

    Is that Bob Dobbs over Master James’s right shoulder?

    If so, you and Saint Mrs. Other McCain deserve a medal.

  9. Anonymous
    October 7th, 2011 @ 7:22 am

    I don’t think that’s “Bob”. No pipe and no trademark grin.

  10. ThePaganTemple
    October 7th, 2011 @ 8:37 am

    It does look like Bob, but I’m pretty sure it’s actually the former mascot for Modern Drunkard

  11. Anamika
    October 7th, 2011 @ 9:24 am

    I know what most of the words mean, you know what most of the words mean, I know what a cd is and most instruments and their basic sounds, you know… I know I breath and eat and sleep…I can’t tolerate dusty air, I like to dream, I like certain foods and you also have different preferences. And, it’s those preferences taken to an intricate degree that makes one person’s world unique. Maybe, your insane son like to chase people around with a chainsaw. The majority reality will rule and call him a very bad boy and don’t you go telling me that we’re just projecting our reality onto you and spoiling your fun.

  12. ThePaganTemple
    October 7th, 2011 @ 9:33 am

    You know something? You’re an ass.

  13. Anamika
    October 7th, 2011 @ 9:41 am

    What the fuck, Pagan Temple? You don’t know me except through your own Floop Crudcrustible Snootbottom Arse filters.

    So there, and welcome.

    I just won’t be used and be emotionally blackmailed by certain posters.

  14. ThePaganTemple
    October 7th, 2011 @ 9:51 am

    Yeah I know you, good enough to know exactly what you need. A hint, its roughly the shape of that chain saw, but not necessarily that big.

  15. Anonymous
    October 7th, 2011 @ 11:16 am

    You really should wait for several hours after regaining consciousness and pulling your face out of the toilet, before starting to type comments.

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  17. Red
    October 7th, 2011 @ 2:59 pm

    That. Is. Awesome.