by Smitty
On the one hand, the substance isn’t terribly challenging. On the other, Alfonzo Rachel still delivers the well-played style. Click the image to view:
Update: And it looks like Steven Crowder has some #OccupyShenanigans coming on Monday:
The Lotion Man was robbed! By those Animals. LOL.
He got off lucky, sooner or later he’ll be on the Donner Party’s menu.
So some of the Donner Partier’s know that Simmons is just a different version of “the Man”. Some of them may be twice as dumb as they look but they’re not half as dumb as they act.
Man, I always hated Word Problems.
But we have to convert it to a formula, reduce it, and solve for X (where X is how dumb the OWS really are), sooooo:
X = dumb, L = look, A = act.
2XL = AX/2
4XL = AX
4L = A
Uh-oh. We were solving for X, but it disappeared! What happened? Did we forget to carry the bum and allow for integrated community consensus working groups? But it sho’ reduced right on out of there.
Leaving us with the only conclusion left: them boys is null and void.
And we did prove mathematically that they act exactly four times as dumb as they look.
But you used all of the Donner Party as the value of X whereas I wrote “some”, further more you have reduced a matter of “cuisine” to a mathematical equation, while I do not doubt the value of the sum of your final calculation I submit that while already null they will not be void until after they have digested what they have eaten.
Yeah but then I’d have to figure out the rate of caloric consumption, the level of activity, the size of the meal, the heat of the meat, and a lot of other complicated stuff.
So, in the true scientific spirit of adventure and discovery inspired by the Anthropogenic Global Warming Science Guild, I just decided that would be too hard and to just go with what I have so far, however flawed the numbers may be.
I mean, dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a miracle worker!