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Mitt Romney Needs More Lessons From Chris Christie

Posted on | January 21, 2012 | 8 Comments

by Smitty

The 2012 election is not an episode of Leave it to Beaver:Concluding the rebuttal with “You’re wrong!” is about an order of magnitude below the intensity needed. Let’s leave the Ward Cleaver routine on the sundeck by the pool, shall we? Suggested response:

“This country was founded in Liberty. Do you speak it? You should feel free to get yourself into the 1%, if you choose. And if you cannot, because the government of President 1% Obama has blocked your way, you need to direct your energy into either running for office yourself, and improving the situation, or voting for me, who knows extremely well how to fix the situation. Finger pointing is beneath real Americans.”

via American Power


8 Responses to “Mitt Romney Needs More Lessons From Chris Christie”

  1. ThePaganTemple
    January 21st, 2012 @ 8:29 am

    I would have been snoozing by the time he said half of all that. No wonder you liked Pawlenty. Wow. Not only would that be boring it reads more like a canned and prepared political response than a heartfelt response to a provocation. How about this?

    “People should judge others by the fruits of their labors. I have created jobs and wealth. What have you people created and spread? In Zuccotti Park and everywhere else you’ve squatted you’ve spread disease. murders, rapes, and rats. I’m out to make sure you don’t turn all of America into the same kind of hell hole that is the natural by-product of your waste of an existence.”

  2. Ccoffer
    January 21st, 2012 @ 8:47 am

    Yeah. He should’ve screamed, “Fuck off and die, asshole!”. That would show everyone he means business and stuff.

  3. smitty
    January 21st, 2012 @ 9:17 am

    No, leaders don’t drop a FOAD.

  4. Ccoffer
    January 21st, 2012 @ 9:26 am

    That’s FOAD,A.  Thank you very much.

  5. A.Men
    January 21st, 2012 @ 9:54 am

    ABO 2012   (Anybody But Obama 2012)

  6. Quartermaster
    January 21st, 2012 @ 10:39 am


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  8. Cube
    January 21st, 2012 @ 2:10 pm

    >the government of President 1% Obama has blocked your way

    The instinctive response of bureaucracy is to say “You can’t do that” to any proposal.  What else would you expect from a system where ‘cover your ass’ is the most important rule of survival?