by Smitty
It’s really not good form for men to pay any heed to each others’ personal appearance. If a fellow is dressed dorkishly, well, that’s on him. But, at times, a line is crossed; a boundary violated; common sense tarnished, and we are forced to confront the question: what went wrong?

Somebody help the Trog!
Is that really him? That’s one ugly, fucked up hairstyle.
No, that’s not the Trog. His haircut isn’t that nice.
Yeah, I was gonna say it’s a big improvement.
I’ve heard of sideburns. This is the first time I’ve ever hear of top burns.
I would rock that hairstyle.
Probably…since you live under one.