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Obama / Putin Caption Contest

Posted on | July 13, 2012 | 20 Comments

by Smitty

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Putin: I can take Chuck Norris.
Obama: Not even I think I am bad enough to take Chuck Norris.

Nicked from The Tatler.

Category: Barack Obama, Russia

Comments

20 Responses to “Obama / Putin Caption Contest”

  1. Arbitrary
    July 13th, 2012 @ 6:17 pm

    “Want to help us screw Israel?”

  2. JeffS
    July 13th, 2012 @ 6:38 pm

    “No, you can’t have a kiss!”

  3. MNRobot
    July 13th, 2012 @ 7:14 pm

    Putin: You farted, didn’t you?
    Obama: If I did, you’d never be able to tell. That must have been Bush.

  4. Shawny_sweets
    July 13th, 2012 @ 7:17 pm

    They don’t call him Putin for nothin’………

  5. Shawny_sweets
    July 13th, 2012 @ 7:35 pm

    Uhhhh, here’s the picture to go with that. 

  6. Shawny_sweets
    July 13th, 2012 @ 8:01 pm

    Hehehe….

  7. MrPaulRevere
    July 13th, 2012 @ 8:28 pm

    We’re getting ready to occupy Poland, whadd’ya say?

  8. Ivan Yurkenov
    July 13th, 2012 @ 8:45 pm

    Obama:  If I can’t be the passer and you be the receiver, I ain’t playing!

  9. Ivan Yurkenov
    July 13th, 2012 @ 8:48 pm

    Putin:  Is that your FINAL offer?

    Obama:  If I can’t be the passer and you be the receiver, I ain’t playing!

    Ivan

  10. Christy Waters
    July 13th, 2012 @ 10:06 pm

    Putin: You will be my bitch.

  11. Rdraudio
    July 13th, 2012 @ 10:20 pm

    Putin

  12. CallMeStormy
    July 13th, 2012 @ 10:34 pm

    Putin: Did I mention I have black belts in judo and karate?

    Obama: Impressive, but have you tried bok fu or bajan stick licking?

  13. PaulLemmen
    July 13th, 2012 @ 10:48 pm

    Putin: “He who smelt, dealt”.
    Soetoro: “Can’t be mine, my shit don’t stink”.

  14. CallMeStormy
    July 13th, 2012 @ 10:54 pm

    Putin: Did I mention I have black belts in judo and karate?

    Obama: Well, I can punch my red iPhone and I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

  15. Sbaker
    July 14th, 2012 @ 4:27 am

    Putin: So you pull the missiles in Europe, cave on Iran, stay away from Syria and betray Israel.  In return, we lose your transcripts, your REAL birth certificate, your New Party membership card, the phone tape of you and Bill Ayers reminiscing and your college thesis manifesto.

  16. Doorichard
    July 14th, 2012 @ 7:27 am

    Yeah, well I can push my people further than you can, they don’t have guns.
    True, true.

  17. ThePaganTemple
    July 14th, 2012 @ 9:39 am

    “Frankly, Vlad, it would taste better if you ate more fruit.”

  18. jsn2
    July 14th, 2012 @ 9:44 am

    “How do you like those chaps I got you?”

  19. Alec Rawls
    July 14th, 2012 @ 11:29 pm

    “Yeah, I could throw in Alaska.”

  20. Shawny_sweets
    July 15th, 2012 @ 6:12 am

    Mmm, Mmm, Mmm……why you make the Stan Laurel face every time I mention Larry Sinclair comrade?