by Smitty
Putin: I can take Chuck Norris.
Obama: Not even I think I am bad enough to take Chuck Norris.
Nicked from The Tatler.
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"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler
“Want to help us screw Israel?”
“No, you can’t have a kiss!”
Putin: You farted, didn’t you?
Obama: If I did, you’d never be able to tell. That must have been Bush.
They don’t call him Putin for nothin’………
Uhhhh, here’s the picture to go with that.
Hehehe….
We’re getting ready to occupy Poland, whadd’ya say?
Obama: If I can’t be the passer and you be the receiver, I ain’t playing!
Putin: Is that your FINAL offer?
Obama: If I can’t be the passer and you be the receiver, I ain’t playing!
Ivan
Putin: You will be my bitch.
Putin
Putin: Did I mention I have black belts in judo and karate?
Obama: Impressive, but have you tried bok fu or bajan stick licking?
Putin: “He who smelt, dealt”.
Soetoro: “Can’t be mine, my shit don’t stink”.
Putin: Did I mention I have black belts in judo and karate?
Obama: Well, I can punch my red iPhone and I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Putin: So you pull the missiles in Europe, cave on Iran, stay away from Syria and betray Israel. In return, we lose your transcripts, your REAL birth certificate, your New Party membership card, the phone tape of you and Bill Ayers reminiscing and your college thesis manifesto.
Yeah, well I can push my people further than you can, they don’t have guns.
True, true.
“Frankly, Vlad, it would taste better if you ate more fruit.”
“How do you like those chaps I got you?”
“Yeah, I could throw in Alaska.”
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm……why you make the Stan Laurel face every time I mention Larry Sinclair comrade?