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Australia’s ‘Buxom Bandit’ Busted

Posted on | July 13, 2012 | 16 Comments

Charged with possession of dangerous weapons:

After five days at large, Tonee Walker faced Southport Magistrates Court yesterday charged with armed robbery and stealing.
The 22-year-old blonde had been wanted for the hold-up of an Arundel service station early last Monday morning.
Her low-cut top, exposing an ample bosom, saw her dubbed the “buxom bandit.”

Sources say the suspect was arrested on the basis of “two major tips” received by Australian police after they circulated this wanted poster:

(Hat-tip: Howard Portnoy at Hot Air Green Room.) Next time your wife accuses you of staring at another woman’s breasts, just explain to her that you’re conducting surveillance. It’s important for alert citizens to keep an eye out for dangerous criminals like this.


16 Responses to “Australia’s ‘Buxom Bandit’ Busted”

  1. King Shamus
    July 13th, 2012 @ 4:06 pm

    Look, I’d love to stick around but there are crimes to stop.  

    I am no longer KingShamus.  I am now…The Surveillancer. 

  2. Bill54
    July 13th, 2012 @ 4:14 pm

    She certainly is. Busted, that is.

  3. robertstacymccain
    July 13th, 2012 @ 4:24 pm

    Of course, I’ve been conducting surveillance for decades, which explains why America remains safe from this international crime wave.

  4. Mrs. The Other McCain
    July 13th, 2012 @ 4:56 pm

    Hey Stac…..get back to work …we got bills to pay!! lol

  5. Howard Portnoy,
    July 13th, 2012 @ 4:59 pm

    Way ahead of you, my friend, but thanks for the … er–tip.

  6. Arbitrary
    July 13th, 2012 @ 6:19 pm

    Wow, that’s a heck of a pair of

    Oh, there’s only one mole.

  7. rbeccah
    July 13th, 2012 @ 6:30 pm

    I could keep my husband from trying his hand at surveillance, considering my… er… gifts.  The only problem is finding enough support structure to get the gifts up where they used to be.

  8. JeffS
    July 13th, 2012 @ 7:26 pm

    That’s our Stacy, keeping abreast of the news!

  9. richard mcenroe
    July 13th, 2012 @ 7:51 pm

     Yep, you’re conducting surveillance.  And your wife  got the 16-gauge out of the closet because she’s just  updating the living room range card…

  10. McGehee
    July 13th, 2012 @ 8:24 pm

    This is something I’ll have to look into.

  11. jwallin
    July 13th, 2012 @ 9:07 pm

    “two major tips”


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  14. J.M. Heinrichs
    July 14th, 2012 @ 8:37 pm

    “Well, it’s really quite simple. The catholic type
     supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the
     Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright.”

     “So, what is the Baptist type for?”

     “They make mountains out of molehills”.

  15. KC
    July 14th, 2012 @ 8:58 pm

    “Survaeillace of two major tips”  Not a very sound Rule-5 advise from Stacy McCain.

    You run the risk of:  come a flyin’ & crashin’ in flame, being chased by your better looking half with a club-nine iron ain’t no merry fun.

  16. Keepmehonest
    July 15th, 2012 @ 1:21 pm

    Simply outstanding (outbusting)!