The Other McCain

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Delicious Gay Slurry!

Posted on | August 9, 2012 | 9 Comments

Instapundit crashed Jimmie Bise’s servers when he linked him earlier this week, preventing thousands from reading the shocking truth about Chick-fil-A’s homophobolicious menu:

Dan Cathy’s mills convert hundreds of thousands of gay people a year into a delicious slurry that is then combined with the tears of orphans into the secret and highly-addictive ingredient added to his company’s peach milkshakes.

Now what about those “ugly black babies,” huh?

Category: Jimmie Bise Jr.

Comments

9 Responses to “Delicious Gay Slurry!”

  1. Bob Belvedere
    August 9th, 2012 @ 9:19 am

    -That’s why everyone raves ’bout them there ‘shakes!

    -I hear Starbucks does the same with ‘ugly black babies’ for their chocolate lattes.

  2. ThePaganTemple
    August 9th, 2012 @ 9:30 am

    Dan Cathy’s mills convert hundreds of thousands of gay people a year
    into a delicious slurry that is then combined with the tears of orphans
    into the secret and highly-addictive ingredient added to his company’s
    peach milkshakes.

    I wonder if they also hold them still for months at a time and shoot them full of steroids.

  3. Evilbloggerlady
    August 9th, 2012 @ 9:53 am

    http://www.allamericanblogger.com/23152/abortionist-let-me-see-you-adopt-one-of-those-ugly-black-babies-video/  All American Video had that “ugly black babies” video on August 7.  FYI.  

  4. Evilbloggerlady
    August 9th, 2012 @ 9:58 am

    You have ruined the shakes for me, forever!  

  5. Bob Belvedere
    August 9th, 2012 @ 11:13 am

    About half of the gay men already are steroid users – the rest exchange fluids with them.

  6. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 9th, 2012 @ 1:31 pm

    TOO MUCH INFORMATION!  

  7. #TwitterGulag and Anonymous Trolls : The Other McCain
    August 9th, 2012 @ 3:17 pm

    […] Arthur Koestler#TwitterGulag and Anonymous TrollsPosted on | August 9, 2012 | No CommentsAfter I posted about Jimmie Bise Jr.’s “gay slurry” post this morning and Tweeted it to Jimmie’s attention, he was accosted with vile accusations from the Twitter […]

  8. ThePaganTemple
    August 9th, 2012 @ 8:48 pm

     And all that other shit didn’t?

  9. Matthew W
    August 10th, 2012 @ 8:27 am

    Should I know who “Will Wheaton” is??