Delicious Gay Slurry!

Instapundit crashed Jimmie Bise’s servers when he linked him earlier this week, preventing thousands from reading the shocking truth about Chick-fil-A’s homophobolicious menu:

Dan Cathy’s mills convert hundreds of thousands of gay people a year into a delicious slurry that is then combined with the tears of orphans into the secret and highly-addictive ingredient added to his company’s peach milkshakes.

Now what about those “ugly black babies,” huh?

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  1. Dan Cathy’s mills convert hundreds of thousands of gay people a year
    into a delicious slurry that is then combined with the tears of orphans
    into the secret and highly-addictive ingredient added to his company’s
    peach milkshakes.

    I wonder if they also hold them still for months at a time and shoot them full of steroids.

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