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White House: Blowing Off The Homework Is An American Tradition And Stuff

Posted on | September 10, 2012 | 4 Comments

by Smitty

Top 5 excuses for why the White House didn’t get the sequestration homework done on time:

  • Too busy golfing/fundraising
  • Taking cues from the anthropomorphic lint that is the Senate Majority Leader
  • Numbers are raaaaacist
  • Math is hahrd
  • Clint Eastwood stole my chair
Category: Democrats

Comments

4 Responses to “White House: Blowing Off The Homework Is An American Tradition And Stuff”

  1. jlwellfonder
    September 10th, 2012 @ 12:55 pm

    I vote for all the above 😉

  2. WJJ Hoge
    September 10th, 2012 @ 5:09 pm

    The dog ate his homework.

    No, that’s not it.

    I’ve got it! He ate the dog instead of doing his homework.

    Yeah, that’s the ticket.

  3. SDN
    September 10th, 2012 @ 7:53 pm

    He ate the dog after stuffing it with his homework. More fiber!

  4. Roxeanne de Luca
    September 11th, 2012 @ 10:23 am

    He ate the dog that ate the homework!