by Smitty
Top 5 excuses for why the White House didn’t get the sequestration homework done on time:
- Too busy golfing/fundraising
- Taking cues from the anthropomorphic lint that is the Senate Majority Leader
- Numbers are raaaaacist
- Math is hahrd
- Clint Eastwood stole my chair
I vote for all the above 😉
The dog ate his homework.
No, that’s not it.
I’ve got it! He ate the dog instead of doing his homework.
Yeah, that’s the ticket.
He ate the dog after stuffing it with his homework. More fiber!
He ate the dog that ate the homework!