#ZimmermanTipLine He Fronted ‘Blue Oyster Culture Club’ On Their ‘Do You Really Want To Hurt Me, Godzilla?’ Tour

Posted on | July 16, 2013 | 23 Comments

by Smitty

#ZimmermanTipLine Was hiding at the NTSB under the name "Tso Wut" when KTVU called to get the names of the pilots in the SF crash.

— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013

#ZimmermanTipLine Knows every line Steven Segal ever uttered.

— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013

#ZimmermanTipLine Framed both Bernie Madoff AND Jon Corzine. "Made enough money to buy Miami, but he pissed it away so fast."

— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013

#ZimmermanTipLine Likes to sing whiny karaoke by that other famous Zimmerman.

— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013

#ZimmermanTipLine Advised Harry "the Cadaver" Reid to use "the unclear option" to break the filibuster impasse.

— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013

#ZimmermanTipLine Still hasn't taken down his Christmas lights.

— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013

#ZimmermanTipLine Suspected Brony

— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013

#ZimmermanTipLine Both owns a ukulele and has bubbles his beer that are non-tiny.

— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013

In summary:

I hope George Zimmerman is reading #ZimmermanTipLine and getting a belly laugh or three out of it, after the #CrapNado he has endured.

— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013

Category: humor

Comments

23 Responses to “#ZimmermanTipLine He Fronted ‘Blue Oyster Culture Club’ On Their ‘Do You Really Want To Hurt Me, Godzilla?’ Tour”

MrEvilMatt
July 16th, 2013 @ 9:47 pm

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CHideout
July 16th, 2013 @ 9:47 pm

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July 16th, 2013 @ 9:47 pm

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July 16th, 2013 @ 9:47 pm

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July 16th, 2013 @ 9:47 pm

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KingShamus
July 16th, 2013 @ 9:48 pm

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thatMrGguy
July 16th, 2013 @ 9:51 pm

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Mike G.
July 16th, 2013 @ 9:53 pm

#ZimmermanTipLine He went into a bar and his hair was perfect.
zatoth15
July 16th, 2013 @ 10:08 pm

@smitty_one_each “karma karma karma karma karma dizzbusters…”
smitty_one_each
July 16th, 2013 @ 10:31 pm

“#ZimmermanTipLine He went into a bar and his hair was perfect.” — Mike G. http://t.co/5vT923jr4j
dhsmith24
July 16th, 2013 @ 10:38 pm

RT @smitty_one_each: “#ZimmermanTipLine He went into a bar and his hair was perfect.” — Mike G. http://t.co/5vT923jr4j
donking
July 16th, 2013 @ 10:41 pm

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lilmamipatriot
July 16th, 2013 @ 10:51 pm

RT @smitty_one_each: “#ZimmermanTipLine He went into a bar and his hair was perfect.” — Mike G. http://t.co/5vT923jr4j
BobBelvedere
July 16th, 2013 @ 11:26 pm

RT @smitty_one_each: “#ZimmermanTipLine He went into a bar and his hair was perfect.” — Mike G. http://t.co/5vT923jr4j
dicentra33
July 17th, 2013 @ 12:03 am

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Steve Skubinna
July 17th, 2013 @ 12:26 am

That Smitty – such a creepy-ass joke cracka.
Steve Skubinna
July 17th, 2013 @ 12:27 am

Well I saw George Zimmerman walkin’ with the Queen
Doin’ the creepay-ass cracker of London…
Steve Skubinna
July 17th, 2013 @ 12:29 am

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound he knocks the neighborhood watch captain down…
Freddy At Night
July 17th, 2013 @ 1:12 am

Now that’s more like it!
smitty_one_each
July 17th, 2013 @ 5:30 am

“That Smitty – such a creepy-ass joke cracka.” — Steve Skubinna http://t.co/7nBWXlEgCq
BeisHamedrash
July 17th, 2013 @ 5:31 am

RT @smitty_one_each: “That Smitty – such a creepy-ass joke cracka.” — Steve Skubinna http://t.co/7nBWXlEgCq
smitty_one_each
July 17th, 2013 @ 5:31 am

“Now that’s more like it!” — Freddy At Night http://t.co/iQb9oos7g6
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