Rule 5 Sunday: Tied To You

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— compiled by Wombat-socho

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Randy’s Roundtable kicks off this week with the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders*, and Fishersville Mike is also excited about the new NFL Season. Reaganite Republican prefers Miss Sweden Bikini 2013, while 90 Miles From Tyranny goes for the trifecta with Morning Mistress, Hot Pick of the Late Night, and Girls With Guns. Animal Magnetism brings it with Rule 5 Friday and the Saturday Blondepocalypse, while Blackmailers Don’t Shoot’s Pretty Girls on a Thursday is all about the food porn. Lowering The Boom was all about Alyssa Milano’s sex tape this week, while Laughing Conservative was more interested in Ella Milano, and Good Stuff is concerned about Chicom cops’ morale regarding the explosion of blow-up doll cases. Out on the west coast, Valley of the Shadow rattles the tip jar with Catherine Deneuve.

EBL’s herd of heifers this week is led by Kate Upton, but also includes hot Vulcan chicks, Asma Al-Assad, legendarily filthy Russian ska band Leningrad, and new Australian PM Tony Abbott’s hot daughters.

From the desk of A View From The Beach, we have Czech Again, Putin On The Ritz, New York Times Blames Job Losses on Porn Pause, Too Good to Be True, A Good Picture of Hillary Clinton, Best Boat Ad Ever, Our Favorite Redneck Goes Surf Fishing, and How About Some Irish Dancing?

Wine Women and Politics brings more fine Friday fillies, and even more of the same; also, Thursday bombshells, Can We Say Boo-tay?, and a Wednesday Women bonus.

American Power submits Alessandra Ambrosio, Arabella Drummond, Sabine, Kelly Brook, and Kate Moss for your consideration.

Soylent Green brings your AM Angel, “69 Down – Four Letters…”, Overnighty Ginger Awesome, Monday Motivationer Tishara, Name That Snooch, Okay Your Eyes Are Up There, Humpday Hawtness Sasha, Falconsword Fursday Kira, Overnighty Leanna, Corset Comeuppance, T-GIF Friday, Overnighty Naughty, AM Awesome Fur, and Afternooner Ashlie.

Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Paula Patton, his vintage babe is Frances Vorne, and Sex in Advertising this week is covered by Beyoncé. Dustbury has a long overdue Zooeypalooza.

Thanks to everyone for their links! Deadline to submit links for next week’s Rule 5 roundup to the
Rule 5 Wombat mailbox will be Saturday, September 14.


 

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  11. Er, no. It’s one of the many cool songs on Stacie Collins’ album Sometimes Ya Gotta, which if you like rock or country you should absolutely give a listen to. Unless you’re some kind of Commie pinko deviate who hates good music and America.

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