Anna Shireman-Grabowski: Only Through Suicide Could She Ever Expiate Her Guilt

Posted on | September 13, 2013 | 98 Comments

The very existence of this Middlebury College student is an act of historical oppression, exploitation and genocidal imperialism:

My intention was not to cause pain but to visibilize the necessity of honoring all human life and to help a friend heal from the violence of genocide that she carries with her on a daily basis as an indigenous person. While the American flags on the Middlebury hillside symbolize to some the loss of innocent lives in New York, to others they represent centuries of bloody conquest and mass murder. As a settler on stolen land, I do not have the luxury of grieving without an eye to power.

Thus does an anti-American leftist explain why she wrecked a 9/11 memorial of 2,997 U.S. flags symbolizing the victims of terrorism:

When you use the word visibilize, you have been listening to your Transgendered Native American Theory professor too much.
When you listen to your Transgendered Native American Theory professor too much, you destroy a September 11 memorial.
When you destroy a September 11 memorial, everyone in the comments section of the school’s blog thinks you’re a douche.
Don’t use the word visibilize.

Anna Shireman-Grabowski writes for Salon.com and also produces carbon dioxide. Anna Shireman-Grabowski in fact has had an enormously negative impact on our planetary ecology.

Climate scientists have noted a significant increase in greenhouse gas emissions that can be traced back to the day Anna Shireman-Grabowski was born, a date that marked the “tipping point “at which the degradation of habitat began to result in mass deaths for polar bears, penguins, seals and several others especially cuddly species you used to see on Discovery Channel shows until Anna Shireman-Grabowski started hogging up all the natural resources and spewing massive quantities of carbon dioxide, and now they’re all nearly extinct.

Furthermore, Anna Shireman-Grabowski is the living embodiment of racism and white privilege. When she insisted on attending Middlebury College, Anna Shireman-Grabowski deprived an impoverished black child of the opportunity for admission to that elite school ($57,075 a year). And why? So that Anna Shireman-Grabowski could continue raping the environment and emitting CO2 that destroys the habitat of adorable arctic wildlife, that’s why.

Leading environmental experts agree that it was a catastrophic error that Anna Shireman-Grabowski was ever born. “If only her father had been gay,” said one noted climatologist, “our planet might have been spared this unprecedented devastation.” But both her parents were notorious homophobes, and her mother failed to exercise “a woman’s right to choose,” so that by an act of anti-choice hatefulness, Anna Shireman-Grabowski was unfortunately born.

Although she has attempted to atone for her existence by denouncing pipelines, fracking and the genocide of indigenous persons, the real problem is Anna Shireman-Grabowski herself.

The United Nations is considering a resolution to condemn her, but this will probably be too late to save the endangered penguins.

Category: Education, Environmentalism, Vermont

Comments

98 Responses to “Anna Shireman-Grabowski: Only Through Suicide Could She Ever Expiate Her Guilt”

Guest
September 14th, 2013 @ 1:31 am
Dana
September 14th, 2013 @ 2:18 am

If you are walking your dog, and your dog poops on Native American burial ground, what punishment should you receive?
K-Bob
September 14th, 2013 @ 3:05 am

If they come to tear down her Mom’s house because, hey, Native Land, Shut uP!

Yeah, if that happens, I’ll be like Iron Eyes Cody.
K-Bob
September 14th, 2013 @ 3:13 am

ELB, For a hoot, go check out the latest from Monckton. Time to rename “fisking.”
rmnixondeceased
September 14th, 2013 @ 3:17 am

A stern look and an admonishment to clean up after Obama’s future dinner …
K-Bob
September 14th, 2013 @ 4:34 am

She might get the save, but not the rebound.
vermontaigne
September 14th, 2013 @ 6:26 am

RT @rsmccain: Anna Shireman-Grabowski is destroying the planet http://t.co/hX7Gbd0mY3 | The science is settled.
scarymatt
September 14th, 2013 @ 7:28 am

Judaism? Zionism?

I denounce myself.
rsmccain
September 14th, 2013 @ 7:48 am

RT @vermontaigne: RT @rsmccain: Anna Shireman-Grabowski is destroying the planet http://t.co/hX7Gbd0mY3 | The science is settled.
tlk244182
September 14th, 2013 @ 8:41 am

Thanks. I was wondering the same thing. (I dont tweet either)
EdwdLny
September 14th, 2013 @ 8:43 am

Well, Anna, I suggest that you visit Mr.Gosnell and let him perform one of his favored procedures on you. That way you can remove yourself from the gene pool prior to contaminating it with your foul genetics and you can experience that which you, no doubt, desire for any of your unwanted spawn. Geez, what an ignorant ,self important, gash you are.
thatMrGguy
September 14th, 2013 @ 8:51 am

Anna Shireman-Grabowski: Only Through Suicide Could She Ever Expiate Her Guilt http://t.co/4t4QljiM7J
Evi L. Bloggerlady
September 14th, 2013 @ 9:23 am

Rule 5 Anna Shireman-Grabowski!
LeatherPenguin
September 14th, 2013 @ 9:51 am

Thanks to @rsmccain, I learned a new word today, “Abenaki.” It means “dumbassed moonbat bint” …. http://t.co/Liwt7iJww1
Dandapani
September 14th, 2013 @ 10:12 am

Man, I want Stacy to do my eulogy. Boy, can he spin a yarn. You da man!
Jim Russel
September 14th, 2013 @ 11:43 am

lol, why am i not surprised that she has a hyphenated last name?
joep
September 14th, 2013 @ 11:47 am

Hey, let’s just hold up one the more extreme members of the opposition and pretend they’re indicative of the entire party! Wow! That’s thinking! Only difference though is that we tend to marginalize people like Grabowski(and laugh at them)while you elect yours to office(Bachmann, Stockman, King, Franks)or at least try to(Palin, Angle. Akin, Murdock, Walsh, etc. etc. etc.)
PCachu
September 14th, 2013 @ 12:56 pm

Where by “marginalize and laugh at them”, of course, you mean “promote them in prestigious publications, lavish them with positive reviews and up-twinkles, and give them tenure, elective office and cushy government sinecures”. Really, Shireman-Grabowski’s only error here was not waiting until her grant proposal was accepted before undertaking her little consciousness-raising project, amirite?

Just to clarify. Because not everyone would know what you actually mean when you write those words, given that they used to mean something different.
Unix-Jedi
September 14th, 2013 @ 1:46 pm

we tend to marginalize people like Grabowski

I’d say, “you mean, like Obama”, but in fairness, Shireman-Grabowski has already outperformed Obama prior to his 2008 election.

while you elect yours to office

We try to, people who’ve owned businesses, produced, and understand that leftist claptrap is a danger to everything we’ve got.

Then “you” push as “extremists” and “idiots”, pulling quotes out of context when not outright lying about them.

Wow! That’s thinking!

You must be a journalist. Wondering why in the world less and less people buy your product daily.
scarymatt
September 14th, 2013 @ 2:20 pm

I don’t think she’s one of the more extreme members. She’s just not as good at hiding her nonsense as others are.
Anon Imus
September 14th, 2013 @ 3:29 pm

Wow! This was exactly the response I had when I read of this dimwit’s actions and statements.

If she really believed what she said, she would have no other possible choice. Her very existence as “a settler on stolen land” would inevitably cause grievous harm as a reminder of “the violence of genocide that she carries with her on a daily basis as an indigenous person”.

And she exhales carbon dioxide, the deadliest substance known to mankind!

Talk about a twofer!

Submit your name for a Darwin Award and then go and do the only thing you can do to atone for your many, many sins…
ChandlersGhost
September 14th, 2013 @ 4:06 pm

Speaking of fake Indians.
Ken_Tholke
September 14th, 2013 @ 4:09 pm

Anna Shireman-Grabowski: Only Through Suicide Could She Ever Expiate Her Guilt http://t.co/vXHmWWFJdR 9/11 flag display #Middlebury campus
Professor_Why
September 14th, 2013 @ 4:26 pm

Anna Shireman-Grabowski: Only Through Suicide Could She Ever Expiate Her Guilt http://t.co/j5tVvJg3Ow
bet0001970
September 14th, 2013 @ 4:36 pm

Well, I pissed off someone on the Addison Independent. I had the temerity to question a commentor that claimed to be a 9/11 survivor, but sounded remarkably like one of those hateful little trolls who stole the flags from the memorial.

So naturally…I started questioning their whole story. Because that’s how I roll. I threw in a few things they wouldn’t even understand, just to confuse them. Then I chastised them about claiming non-survivors had no right to honor the dead (oh yeah, they stated that).

Well, somebody didn’t like it. Apparently it’s a “no-no” to even question whether or not someone is faking being a 9/11 survivor. I guess they just don’t remember Tania Head.

I won’t bother to ask if you think I’m in the wrong here…cause I know you guys will tell me anyway.
bet0001970
September 14th, 2013 @ 4:50 pm

OMG! I have to get one of those!
Quartermaster
September 14th, 2013 @ 6:25 pm

How insensitive for you to ask such a question. You’re probably racist besides.
Quartermaster
September 14th, 2013 @ 6:28 pm

Hey! He’s as genuwine an Indian as I am.
Quartermaster
September 14th, 2013 @ 6:30 pm

My son has dumped three women who acted like that. But, then, he was already on the look out to avoid such women and saw through them quickly.
bet0001970
September 14th, 2013 @ 6:30 pm

Well, duh.
Quartermaster
September 14th, 2013 @ 6:31 pm

Doofus! We’re at the lower end of the range where plants can grow. Much lower and we’d starve.
bet0001970
September 14th, 2013 @ 6:33 pm

Oh, and I forgot to mention, the comment actually looks like it might have been written by Amanda Lickers. Or possibly by one of the people who was involved. When you actually start to look at it…it’s a very strange comment.

Oh, I’m an idiot. I never linked to it.

http://www.addisonindependent.com/201309911-flag-vandalism-shocks-middlebury-college

Scroll down. Hard to miss. “Guest” wrote it.
bet0001970
September 14th, 2013 @ 6:38 pm

That’s a LIE. Plants don’t eat CO2…wait, what?
Quartermaster
September 14th, 2013 @ 6:41 pm

Heh! When you spew idiocy like that I think Pelosi, DiFi, Reid, Hoyer, DWS, Grayson, Franken, Biden, Obama,….

The list could be very long as just about every Dimocrat is like Grabowski. When some one thought up the statement “The other Deficit in this country – Critical Thinking” they must have had the Donks in mind, because they exemplify it to the max.
Fareedi al Laayla al Qakhaul
September 14th, 2013 @ 10:15 pm

Would I be denounced if I asked “why”?
bet0001970
September 14th, 2013 @ 11:03 pm

I’m a smoker and most of my friends are cigar smokers. I also collect antiques. This would be THE conversation piece to have in the cigar bar in my speakeasy. And yes, I’m converting my dining room into a speakeasy. My whole house is basically a man cave.
Fareedi al Laayla al Qakhaul
September 15th, 2013 @ 12:40 am

Riiiiiiiiiight…
Stevie Masen
September 15th, 2013 @ 3:21 am

I wonder if her actions this past week will violate the probation she was placed on in March…
rmnixondeceased
September 15th, 2013 @ 9:41 am

Heh. I’m enjoying this. I know what Bet ‘used’ to do in intelligence. I have a vivid imagination.
Do the nozzles come in different sizes?
BruceNV
September 15th, 2013 @ 10:38 am

http://t.co/qfjmofF2mE
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Fareedi al Laayla al Qakhaul
September 15th, 2013 @ 1:23 pm

Bet should denounce us — even if his cobbled explanation is true!
Bob Belvedere
September 15th, 2013 @ 4:14 pm

Ah…[clears throat]…that would be Anti-Rule 5, Evi.
Bob Belvedere
September 15th, 2013 @ 4:20 pm

But will it help with my hemorrhoids???
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Steve Skubinna
September 15th, 2013 @ 7:03 pm

Don’t sweat it, we’re all in the wrong here.

Ummm, and Boooooosh!!1!11!elebenty!!1!
Steve Skubinna
September 15th, 2013 @ 7:03 pm

She was?

Well, as of now, she’s on double secret probation!
Mike Lee
September 20th, 2013 @ 9:06 am

I’m sure this little twit sees herself as a modern day crusader, protesting and making a difference in the world. She’s now exposed herself to the world as an ignorant, immature, America-hating, thoughtless, child.

I wonder if she was hoping her protest would make news…..