#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Hires Alec Baldwin As Twitter Czar
Posted on | September 22, 2013 | 35 Comments
by Smitty
#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Denounces use of WMD in Bulungi, demands immediate invasion. http://t.co/VODiQtnInE
— Smitty, Redliner (@smitty_one_each) September 22, 2013
#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Takes a sudden liking to Ozzy Ozbourne's "Diary of a Madman" release. http://t.co/VEPwtlWXFy
— Smitty, Redliner (@smitty_one_each) September 22, 2013
#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Speeches veer toward Shatner: "I'll go. All Kobayashi Maru. On Boehner if. He. Doesn't see things. My way."
— Smitty, Redliner (@smitty_one_each) September 22, 2013
#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Hires Mike Gravel as a personality consultant. http://t.co/w2nEPKIsN0
— Smitty, Redliner (@smitty_one_each) September 22, 2013
#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns repairs to Martha's Vineyard for a marathon viewing of all 24 seasons of The Simpsons. Eats 6 cases of cheetos.
— Smitty, Redliner (@smitty_one_each) September 22, 2013
#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Found down in the situation room with toy airplanes, re-enacting that fateful mission over Macho Grande.
— Smitty, Redliner (@smitty_one_each) September 22, 2013
#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns develops eye tick when he sees a picture of Ted Cruz: "It's Clouseau!" titters Barack, "You know what to do."
— Smitty, Redliner (@smitty_one_each) September 22, 2013
#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns tries to tackle Lance Corporal saluting him while leaving Marine One, dislocates shoulder.
— Smitty, Redliner (@smitty_one_each) September 22, 2013
#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns cancels lucrative fundraiser in Corpus Christie. "Heard the place is crawling with corpse-men," said Barack.
— Smitty, Redliner (@smitty_one_each) September 22, 2013
#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Misses 3AM call, opts for fridge raid, tries for sandwich, refuses to negotiate roast beef/chicken with himself.
— Smitty, Redliner (@smitty_one_each) September 22, 2013
#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns tours shopping mall, sees children playing with stacked Legos, starts screaming "You didn't build that!" at them.
— Smitty, Redliner (@smitty_one_each) September 22, 2013
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September 22nd, 2013 @ 3:23 pm
RT @smitty_one_each: #ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Hires Alec Baldwin As Twitter Czar http://t.co/eYDWdnjXny #TCOT
September 22nd, 2013 @ 3:25 pm
Outstanding! RT “@smitty_one_each: #ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Hires Alec Baldwin As Twitter Czar http://t.co/V0WC3XJfcv #TCOT”
September 22nd, 2013 @ 3:30 pm
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September 22nd, 2013 @ 3:30 pm
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September 22nd, 2013 @ 3:30 pm
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September 22nd, 2013 @ 3:30 pm
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September 22nd, 2013 @ 4:04 pm
#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Hires Alec Baldwin As Twitter Czar http://t.co/nXmeWzJjYV via @Smitty_One_Each
September 22nd, 2013 @ 4:04 pm
RT @AmPowerBlog: #ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Hires Alec Baldwin As Twitter Czar http://t.co/nXmeWzJjYV via @Smitty_One_Each
September 22nd, 2013 @ 4:37 pm
#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Claims all people of color are Moors, starts singing My Sharia Moor …
September 22nd, 2013 @ 4:58 pm
“#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Claims all people of color are Moors, starts singing My Sharia Moor” — rmnixondeceased http://t.co/rm09Z0JldT
September 22nd, 2013 @ 5:02 pm
RT @smitty_one_each: “#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Claims all people of color are Moors, starts singing My Sharia Moor” — rmnixondeceased htt…
September 22nd, 2013 @ 5:03 pm
@smitty_one_each I hope most are old enough to know the play on words from an old favorite song!
September 22nd, 2013 @ 5:12 pm
RT @smitty_one_each: “#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Claims all people of color are Moors, starts singing My Sharia Moor” — rmnixondeceased htt…
September 22nd, 2013 @ 5:13 pm
#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns golfing more and enjoying it less.
September 22nd, 2013 @ 5:24 pm
RT @smitty_one_each: “#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Claims all people of color are Moors, starts singing My Sharia Moor” — rmnixondeceased htt…
September 22nd, 2013 @ 5:34 pm
RT @smitty_one_each: “#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Claims all people of color are Moors, starts singing My Sharia Moor” — rmnixondeceased htt…
September 22nd, 2013 @ 5:47 pm
@smitty_one_each lol I know the song
September 22nd, 2013 @ 5:50 pm
RT @smitty_one_each: “#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Claims all people of color are Moors, starts singing My Sharia Moor” — rmnixondeceased htt…
September 22nd, 2013 @ 5:50 pm
“#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns golfing more and enjoying it less.” — Rosalie http://t.co/hIgj7ervrA
September 22nd, 2013 @ 5:52 pm
RT @smitty_one_each: #ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Hires Alec Baldwin As Twitter Czar http://t.co/eYDWdnjXny #TCOT
September 22nd, 2013 @ 5:55 pm
@smitty_one_each http://t.co/2HZXVPqQF2
September 22nd, 2013 @ 6:08 pm
Top of your game, Smitty.
September 22nd, 2013 @ 6:16 pm
Priceless !!!
September 22nd, 2013 @ 6:21 pm
#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Hires Alec Baldwin As Twitter Czar http://t.co/OcJ5csFoTw
September 22nd, 2013 @ 6:31 pm
#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Hires Alec Baldwin As Twitter Czar http://t.co/mkqR88ky6i
September 22nd, 2013 @ 6:57 pm
RT @Citzcom: #ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Hires Alec Baldwin As Twitter Czar: by Smitty #ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Denounces … http://t.co/…
September 22nd, 2013 @ 7:18 pm
RT @smitty_one_each: “#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns golfing more and enjoying it less.” — Rosalie http://t.co/hIgj7ervrA
September 22nd, 2013 @ 9:37 pm
#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Hires Alec Baldwin As Twitter Czar http://t.co/v2ZwVVQATP
September 23rd, 2013 @ 12:12 am
Hey! This Smitty post wasn’t hard! I got all the double entendres and stuff.
Anyone else ever think about the name Corpus Christie like that? No, you all just wondered “what’s up with naming something in a wierd, Bible-y way?” You didn’t go thinkin’ about the more Halloween-y references. You weren’t all, “Dude! It’s about a corpse,” and stuff.
Or maybe that’s just me.
Dang.
September 23rd, 2013 @ 12:13 am
Heh.
September 23rd, 2013 @ 8:30 am
According to Belvedere, it’s all in the Bourbon. He’s a pretty smart fella, so maybe there’s something to that.
September 23rd, 2013 @ 9:45 am
RT @thatMrGguy: #ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Hires Alec Baldwin As Twitter Czar http://t.co/v2ZwVVQATP
September 23rd, 2013 @ 12:41 pm
RT @smitty_one_each: “#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Claims all people of color are Moors, starts singing My Sharia Moor” — rmnixondeceased htt…
September 23rd, 2013 @ 8:17 pm
Definitely. It even works with all of the distilleries lowering the alcohol content.
September 25th, 2013 @ 10:36 pm
RT @smitty_one_each: “#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Claims all people of color are Moors, starts singing My Sharia Moor” — rmnixondeceased htt…