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Rule 5 Sunday: Post-CPAC/Blogbash Edition

Posted on | March 1, 2015 | 25 Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho

We sometimes regret things not done as much as things done, and one of the things not done this past week was using up my phone’s battery taking pics of all the lovely young ladies in attendance at CPAC – and especially BlogBash – this weekend. Short skirts and high heels were the uniform of the day, and if P.J. O’Rourke’s dictum on the prevalence of attractive young women on the winning side is anywhere near accurate, we’re headed for another crushing victory in 2016. Unfortunately, I spent much of my time circulating, talking, and flogging the book, and it was only towards the end of the party that John Hoge pointed out that I could have single-handedly stocked Rule 5 Sunday with pics of the women in attendance – and by then it was too late. Welp. Here’s a pic of Ashe Schow (who looked absolutely scrumptious in a white miniskirt) by way of apology; obviously this was not taken at BlogBash, or Katsucon either.

Ashe Schow of the Washington Examiner cosplaying as Zatanna Zatara.

As usual, some of the links below are to pics generally considered NSFW; please exercise discretion in your clicking. The management is not responsible for loss of job, wife, strakh, girlfriend, or purity of your bodily essence.

Thinking Man’s Zombie leads off with Rule 5 Oscars, followed by Goodstuff with a young Pamela Anderson, Randy’s Roundtable with Sara Dunn, and Ninety Miles from Tyranny with Hot Pick of the Late Night, Girls with Guns, and Morning Mistress. Animal Magnetism checked in with Rule 5 Friday and the Saturday Gingermageddon, while First Street Journal likes the ROK.

EBL’s herd of heifers this week included Lady Gaga, House of Cards Rule 5, Grace Kelly, and Esperanza Spalding.

A View from the Beach brought us Cat Deeley, RIP: Mr. Spock, What is a Dane Doing in a Desert?, 6 AM Eye Opener – Emily Ratajkoski, Get Your Kicks on Rt. 66, “Don’t Get Bitter”, Did Dark Matter Do In the Dinosaurs? (with cave girls), Because Nothing Says “Party!” Like a Good Roll in the Mud, Let Them Eat Cake…, I Wouldn’t Touch This With a 10 ft Pole, and But What About Furries?

Soylent Siberia submitted Midnight Coffee Creamer, Wrestling With The Cat Again, Monday Motivationer Pencil Sharpener, Overnighty Sans Nighty, Tuesday Titillation Bedazzled, Well I Guess I Can Get Rid of That, Humpday Hawtness Morning Stretch, Day Two Of Lesbian Google Gambit, Fursday Finery, Carpetmunching Your Fursday, Corset Castanets, You Can Thank Me Later, T-GIF Friday Because Lesbians, Evening Awesome Lesbian Leftovers, Weekender Alexis, Yeah I Miss Flying First Class, and Overnighty Spectacular.

Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Abigail Ratchford, his Vintage Babe is Hazel Brooks, and of course there’s Sex In Advertising. At Dustbury, it’s Charlotte Crosby and Cat Power.

Thanks to everyone for their linkagery!

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25 Responses to “Rule 5 Sunday: Post-CPAC/Blogbash Edition”

  1. Daniel Freeman
    March 2nd, 2015 @ 12:22 am

    Short skirts and high heels were the uniform of the day, and if P.J. O’Rourke’s dictum on the prevalence of attractive young women on the winning side is anywhere near accurate, we’re headed for another crushing victory in 2016.

    It’s a law. Hot chicks know which way the wind is blowing.

  2. Good Stuff
    March 2nd, 2015 @ 4:12 am

    Thanks for doing science with a young Pamela Anderson, who is exploring the Hays code with Tarzan and his fair complected chicks

  3. Daniel Freeman
    March 2nd, 2015 @ 9:49 am

    That Emily Ratajkoski video linked from A View at the Beach is something special. I’m saving it for later, because it is a brilliant example of modeling as self-objectification. Usually, we don’t get to hear them talk, but here we can see that she knew what she was doing. She is both product and producer, an active agent in her own life, and should be a feminist heroine (except that they can’t stand the audience for her product).

  4. Wombat_socho
    March 2nd, 2015 @ 12:05 pm

    Clearly even the Dalai Lama digs wombats. We totally have the Buddha nature going on. 🙂

  5. texlovera
    March 2nd, 2015 @ 12:24 pm

    Is that really Ashe Schowe?

    She’s pretty cute!!!

  6. Adobe_Walls
    March 2nd, 2015 @ 12:37 pm

    And classy too. Not enough people ”dress” when they go out nowadays.

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  8. Daniel Freeman
    March 2nd, 2015 @ 1:34 pm

    You’re right, she looks classy. I had some jokes lined up about “handling wands” and “magic tricks,” but I’ll save them for later.

  9. Finrod Felagund
    March 2nd, 2015 @ 1:50 pm

    “You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows”

  10. Wombat_socho
    March 2nd, 2015 @ 2:34 pm

    This would be prudent.

  11. Wombat_socho
    March 2nd, 2015 @ 2:35 pm

    Even more so in person.

  12. Zohydro
    March 2nd, 2015 @ 5:04 pm

    Can we rub your belly for good luck?

  13. M. Thompson
    March 2nd, 2015 @ 6:36 pm

    I heard the MN CR bus had some cuties on it. Wish I could have gone, but I’ve got a fiancee at this point.

  14. PCachu
    March 2nd, 2015 @ 6:52 pm

    Given the choice of costume, I’d think that a particularly cheesy pick-up line typed in backwards would be the order of the day.

    “Si Siht Nevaeh, Esuaceb M’i Gnikool Ta Na Legna,” or something of that caliber.

  15. Wombat_socho
    March 2nd, 2015 @ 7:02 pm

    Not unless you’re of the female persuasion, no.

  16. Wombat_socho
    March 2nd, 2015 @ 7:04 pm

    She knows her comics, so you’d at least get an appreciative smile, methinks.

  17. martykayzee
    March 2nd, 2015 @ 10:02 pm

    Don’t quote Dylan you unworthy pig.

  18. Wombat_socho
    March 2nd, 2015 @ 11:31 pm

    He can quote who he likes here. If you have a problem with that, I can solve it for you tout suite.

  19. Finrod Felagund
    March 3rd, 2015 @ 3:05 am

    The leftist swine followed me in from He brings nothing but negative value to here, if you get my drift.

  20. texlovera
    March 3rd, 2015 @ 7:47 am

    Lucky you. 🙂

    Man, guess I was born too soon. Cute chicks who love comics were non-existent when I was, er, younger….

  21. Wombat_socho
    March 3rd, 2015 @ 8:34 am

    Problem solved. *whack*

  22. Finrod Felagund
    March 3rd, 2015 @ 10:00 am

    Thank you very much.

  23. Jim R
    March 3rd, 2015 @ 12:57 pm

    RE: Ashe Schow as Zatanna Zatara (whoever that is)

    [sound of babbling like an idiot]

    And that’s all I’ve got to say about that.

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